# Describe the movie in five words, Take 3

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 23, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163 "2010-08-23T15:53:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/81 "2010-08-31T16:01:10Z")

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Aussie snipers are on trial

_28 Days Later_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/82 "2010-08-31T17:14:24Z")

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Hey, these zombies are _fast!_

_Horton Hears A Who_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/83 "2010-08-31T18:12:15Z")

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They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

_How the Grinch Stole Christmas_

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/84 "2010-08-31T18:23:42Z")

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Old grouch robs town blind

_In the Loop_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/85 "2010-08-31T19:22:48Z")

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Iraq invasion played for laffs.

_In the Cut_

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/86 "2010-08-31T22:42:38Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Obscure Stanwyk/Cooper lexicographer movie.

Obscure?!? She was nominated for a freakin’ Oscar!

> [@](#):
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> \*In the Cut \*

Meg Ryan does the nasty.

_Into Great Silence_

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/87 "2010-08-31T23:41:17Z")

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[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]  
Obscure?!? She was nominated for a freakin’ Oscar!  
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True, but so have more than 300 nominees for the same category since then. How often do you hear the film referenced today?

[QUOTE=ArchiveGuy]  
_Into Great Silence_  
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Hey hey we’re the monks!

_Stalag 17_

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/88 "2010-08-31T23:48:10Z")

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_Stalag 17_

Better than The Great Escape!

_Galaxy Quest_

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/89 "2010-08-31T23:52:16Z")

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By Warvan’s suns, I’ll avenge!

_Cabaret_

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**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/90 "2010-09-01T02:07:58Z")

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Fuck me? Fuck you! Willkommen!  
\*  
The Man in the White Suit\*

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/91 "2010-09-01T02:57:22Z")

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Inventiveness? Innovation? No, thank you.

_Chicken Run_

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/92 "2010-09-01T03:20:23Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Inventiveness? Innovation? No, thank you.
> 
> _Chicken Run_

Mel Gibson’s a mother clucker.  
\*The Wizard of Speed and Time.  
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**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/93 "2010-09-01T03:25:03Z")

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Pre-CGI coolness. Jittlov rocks!  
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Greed!\*

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/94 "2010-09-01T08:20:50Z")

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Seven hour movie nobody’s seen.

_The Big Sleep_

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**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/95 "2010-09-01T13:11:41Z")

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Bogie & Bacall - incomprehensible plot.  
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Marat Sade\*

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/96 "2010-09-01T13:13:56Z")

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Asylum inmates put on show.

_To Have and Have Not_

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/97 "2010-09-01T14:50:17Z")

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Hemmingway, Bogey, McCall, classic romance

_Hellboy_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/98 "2010-09-01T15:08:48Z")

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Red giant loves cats, pancakes.

_Hellboy II: The Golden Army_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/99 "2010-09-08T04:27:25Z")

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Oh, all right - I’ll go again.

Crimson hero takes on “elves.”

_Raiders of the Lost Ark_

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/100 "2010-09-08T06:26:02Z")

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Simple minded everyman lives America

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