# Describe the movie in five words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 29, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134 "2008-12-29T23:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/261 "2009-01-07T19:56:53Z")
On list of unnecessary triquels. _I’m Gonna Git You Sucka_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/262 "2009-01-07T21:02:50Z")
Blaxploitation spoof I haven’t seen. _Unforgiven_ ---
**Author:** ![Penthelesia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Penthelesia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penthelesia)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/263 "2009-01-08T00:13:05Z")
Clint gets revenge on old enemy _The 13th Warrior_ ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/264 "2009-01-08T00:48:30Z")
Banderas learns Engish VERY quickly _Superman 2_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/265 "2009-01-08T01:12:30Z")
You will kneel before Zod King of New York ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/266 "2009-01-08T04:27:01Z")
Crimelord Walken briefly rules NYC. _The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/267 "2009-01-08T08:00:34Z")
Love affair ends in cannibalism The Dirty Dozen ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/268 "2009-01-08T13:16:51Z")
Convicted murderers murder Nazi murderers _Dangerous Liaisons_ ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/269 "2009-01-08T13:22:18Z")
Corsets untied for John Malkavich?? _Dog Day Afternoon_ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/270 "2009-01-08T13:25:06Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > _Dog Day Afternoon_ Robbers boyfriend need sex change. _Nashville_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/271 "2009-01-08T15:28:20Z")
Politics, country music: strange bedfellows. _Vantage Point_ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/272 "2009-01-08T17:17:11Z")
Same story from different perspectives _Commando_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/273 "2009-01-08T17:34:52Z")
Ahnuld proves himself truly indestructible. _Harry Potter and the Sorceror’s Stone_ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/274 "2009-01-08T17:39:52Z")
Boy enrolls at magic school _Cruel Intentions_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/275 "2009-01-08T18:02:11Z")
Gellar, Witherspoon at their hawtest. _Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets_ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/276 "2009-01-09T09:03:33Z")
Yet another magic kid adventure _City of God_ ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/277 "2009-01-09T15:54:46Z")
Long Sao Paulo slum masterpiece _City of Lost Children_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/278 "2009-01-09T17:00:13Z")
Old villain steals kids, dreams. _Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban_ ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/279 "2009-01-09T19:10:33Z")
Best Harry Potter film yet _One Hour Photo_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/280 "2009-01-09T19:32:25Z")
Creepy photo developer stalks family. _Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134.md?page=15)