# Describe the movie in five words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 29, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134 "2008-12-29T23:49:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/281 "2009-01-09T19:35:10Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > _Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire_ Hogwarts hosts Dungeon’s and Dragons. _Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/282 "2009-01-09T19:38:49Z")
movie burdened with director’s girlfriend ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/283 "2009-01-09T19:40:08Z")
Psssst! Pick another movie! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/284 "2009-01-09T20:11:37Z")
Oh, sorry. Cat on a Hot Tin Roof ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/285 "2009-01-09T20:18:22Z")
Young Liz Taylor? Yeah, baby! _Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix_ ---
**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/286 "2009-01-09T20:27:28Z")
Three more left to go (yes, three - Deathly Hallows is supposedly being broken up into two parts) **Un Chien Andalou** ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/287 "2009-01-09T20:31:41Z")
> [@critter42](#): > > **Un Chien Andalou** Eyeball get slit open. Ewww!!! _Hello Dolly._ ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/288 "2009-01-09T20:32:45Z")
Goofy musical romance with Barbra **The Hunt for Red October** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/289 "2009-01-09T20:34:22Z")
_Hello Dolly_: Carol, Louis have a blast. _The Hunt for Red October_ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/290 "2009-01-09T20:36:10Z")
Russian sub defects to USA _Death at a Funeral_ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/291 "2009-01-09T20:37:02Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > _The Hunt for Red October_ Sub commander’s motives are questioned. _The Simpsons Movie_ ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/292 "2009-01-09T20:41:11Z")
Springfield doofus saves the town. _Shut Up And Sing_ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/293 "2009-01-09T20:43:07Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > _Shut Up And Sing_ They shut up and sang. 😃 _Death at a Funeral._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/294 "2009-01-10T03:06:10Z")
Inappropriate behavior, and then some! _Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince_ ---
**Author:** ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/295 "2009-01-10T04:14:22Z")
Only two more to go! (is my impatience for this fershlugginger series to be over with already showing 🙂 ?) _Saturday the 14th_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/296 "2009-01-10T05:46:05Z")
Kinda unfunny _Scary Movie_ forerunner _Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/297 "2009-01-10T06:27:49Z")
At long last, it’s over Orgazmo ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/298 "2009-01-10T06:38:04Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > At long last, it’s over > > Orgazmo Trey, Matt, before South Park. _Smokey and the Bandit_ SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/299 "2009-01-10T07:20:34Z")
A Trans, 'stache and haul! Phantom of the Paradise ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/300 "2009-01-10T12:21:27Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Phantom of the Paradise Paul Williams lusts after Phoenix. _The Caine Mutiny_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134.md?page=16)