# Describe the movie in five words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 29, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134 "2008-12-29T23:49:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/41 "2008-12-30T18:51:13Z")

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Whoops. Let’s do Brad Bird’s previous movie, _The Iron Giant_.

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**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/42 "2008-12-30T18:53:28Z")

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Kids befriends giant alien robot.

_Mr. Brooks_

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/43 "2008-12-30T18:54:16Z")

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/44 "2008-12-30T18:56:03Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> Deleted.

Has anyone seen this movie?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/45 "2008-12-30T18:58:16Z")

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> [@Jayn\_Newell](#):
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> _Mr. Brooks_

My alter ego kills people.

“Blazing Saddles”

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/46 "2008-12-30T18:58:26Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> Has anyone seen this movie?

The plot was non-existant.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/47 "2008-12-30T19:08:37Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> …“Blazing Saddles”

Mel Brooks at his finest.

_Silent Movie_

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/48 "2008-12-30T19:30:07Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> _Silent Movie_

Marcel Marceau has last word.  
_Chicago_

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**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/49 "2008-12-30T19:39:10Z")

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> [@twickster](#):
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> _Chicago_

Hot ladies kill and sing.

Next up: _Amadeus_

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/50 "2008-12-30T19:47:56Z")

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Italian is jealous of Mozart.

_A Beautiful Mind_

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/51 "2008-12-30T19:50:42Z")

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> [@Sigmagirl](#):
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> _A Beautiful Mind_

Paul Bettany isn’t real, alas.  
_Tropic Thunder_

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/52 "2008-12-30T19:51:15Z")

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dude plays a dude-playing dude

_Clash of the Titans_

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**Author:** ![Man\_from\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Man\_from\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_from_Mars)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/53 "2008-12-30T20:27:28Z")

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Severed head saves the day.

_Jacob’s Ladder_

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/54 "2008-12-30T20:51:57Z")

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> [@Tony](#):
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> Severed head saves the day.
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> _Jacob’s Ladder_

Plot is impossible to predict.

_Atonement_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/55 "2008-12-30T21:22:04Z")

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Misunderstanding, tragic romance, Dunkirk, Keira!

_Talladega Nights_

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/56 "2008-12-31T00:10:38Z")

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Ricky Bobby kicks NASCAR ass!

**Dukes of Hazzard**

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/57 "2008-12-31T00:27:37Z")

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Two bumpkins in a Charger.

_Finding Nemo_

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/58 "2008-12-31T01:02:06Z")

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Little lost fish goes home.

A Knight’s Tale

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**Author:** ![Library\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cab0a1/32.png) [@Library\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Library_Boy)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/59 "2008-12-31T01:16:24Z")

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Knights joust to Queen music.

The Sting.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/60 "2008-12-31T01:36:41Z")

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Blue eyed guys are cheaters

The Stand

SSG Schwartz

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