# Describe the movie in five words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 29, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134 "2008-12-29T23:49:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![FarmerChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@FarmerChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerChick)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/81 "2008-12-31T15:07:33Z")

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> [@The\_Scrivener](#):
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> _The Wizard of Oz_

We’re not in Kansas anymore.  
The Hunt for Red October  
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Big sub, big ocean, Montana

I, Robot

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/82 "2008-12-31T15:09:28Z")

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> I, Robot

Entertains neither man nor robot.  
From Russia With Love

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/83 "2008-12-31T15:44:38Z")

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Connery, Shaw battle on train

_Casino Royale_ (with Daniel Craig)

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/84 "2008-12-31T15:53:36Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> _Casino Royale_ (with Daniel Craig)

Craig’s Bond goes “all in”.

Mary Poppins

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/85 "2008-12-31T15:56:03Z")

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> [@The\_Scrivener](#):
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> Craig’s Bond goes “all in”.
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> Mary Poppins

The one and only Supernanny!

_Gladiator_

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/86 "2008-12-31T15:56:25Z")

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ETA: Commander goes Gladiator, kills Caesar

TransFormers (from 2007)

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/87 "2008-12-31T15:59:21Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> TransFormers (from 2007)

Toy marketing takes over Hollywood!

_Erin Brockovich_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/88 "2008-12-31T16:00:39Z")

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Big tits, attitude defeat corporation

_Breaker Morant_

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/89 "2008-12-31T16:02:58Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> _Breaker Morant_

Bureaucracy, not Boers, break Morant.  
_Withnail & I_

ETA: if _Withnail_ is too obscure, let’s go with something completely different: _Where Eagles Dare_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/90 "2008-12-31T16:35:27Z")

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_Withnail & I:_ Methinks “I” is Marwood, maybe?

_Where Eagles Dare_

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/91 "2008-12-31T21:14:56Z")

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It may be bad form to do your own title, but this thread needs a bump…

**Where Eagles Dare** : Burton and Eastwood go commando. [Not in _that_ way!]  
Working Girl

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/92 "2008-12-31T21:24:41Z")

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Secretary takes her boss’ job  
The Matrix

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/93 "2008-12-31T21:27:19Z")

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Watch the bullets fly, slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-wly.  
**Reservoir Dogs**

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**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/94 "2008-12-31T23:48:43Z")

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He doesn’t tip. Bullets fly.  
_This is Spinal Tap_

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/95 "2008-12-31T23:58:19Z")

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Smart spoof of dumb metalheads.

\*\*Dawn of the Dead \*\*[remake]

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**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/96 "2009-01-01T00:03:39Z")

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Consumerism turns us into zombies.

_The Usual Suspects_

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/97 "2009-01-01T00:38:26Z")

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> [@bufftabby](#):
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> _The Usual Suspects_

Verbal Kint is Keyser Sose

_American Beauty_

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**Author:** ![The\_Batman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@The\_Batman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Batman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/98 "2009-01-01T00:47:10Z")

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_American Beauty_: Middle Americans nail each other.

American Psycho

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/99 "2009-01-01T01:25:57Z")

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Axe-crazy suited trader butchers.

_Bound_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2009, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words/479134/100 "2009-01-01T03:41:13Z")

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Wachowski Bros. celebrate lesbian hotness.

_Monty Python and the Holy Grail_

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