# Describe the underwear you're wearing right now **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234 "2005-07-20T02:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/21 "2005-07-20T04:52:31Z")
You caught me just when I’m doing the laundry. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/22 "2005-07-20T05:51:43Z")
Not wearing any underwear right now 🙂 Earlier today, I was wearing my worn-out pair of blue plaid Joe Boxers. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/23 "2005-07-20T05:56:30Z")
I’m the least girly woman you will ever meet. I’m wearing bright pink gingham underwear from Victoria’s Secret. ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/24 "2005-07-20T06:05:06Z")
We used to play this game in college. Whomever got the most answers, from strangers, won. It could get dangerous. I am wearing cream lace boyshorts. The lace flowers are embroidered in pretty colors around the legs. There’s a matching little top thing but I’m not wearing it right now. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/25 "2005-07-20T06:19:36Z")
Superman\* blue, high-cut bikini briefs, with lighter blue trim at the waist and legholes. Cotton. \*No actual portrayals of Superman or his emblem are on my underwear. They’re plain. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/26 "2005-07-20T07:31:36Z")
Black cotton briefs. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/27 "2005-07-20T09:10:13Z")
I have girded my loins in the American Flag. Boxers. ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/28 "2005-07-20T09:46:24Z")
Dark green satin boxers with Daffy Duck printed all over. I normally wear boxers under my suit and I leave them on when I get home and change into jeans. If you had of asked on a weekend it would have been something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/29 "2005-07-20T11:37:49Z")
I’m not wearing any right now. However, I normally just wear black low-rise ones, although I have a surprising number of pink pairs in my drawer (my favorite is the thong that says “I feel pretty” on the front). ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/30 "2005-07-20T11:43:19Z")
_Tight, skimpy briefs that accentuate my rippled abs and sinewy thighs, yet scarcely contain my burgeoning manhood._ Um, actually, it’s gray brushed cotton briefs. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/31 "2005-07-20T11:49:20Z")
Black cotton boxers. Really thrilling stuff. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/32 "2005-07-20T12:35:32Z")
black silk briefs And, yes, I am a guy, and, no, they aren’t panties. ---
**Author:** ![Poonther](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Poonther](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poonther)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/33 "2005-07-20T13:40:58Z")
Banana Republic cotton boxers that are blood red covered in black widow spiders (you can tell by the hour glass on top of their bodies.) I think they were a halloween promotion. I bought them at the outlet store. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/34 "2005-07-20T14:22:09Z")
Black boxers with red hearts. Every fifth or sixth heart is on fire, in the style of a hot rod paintjob. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/35 "2005-07-20T14:40:28Z")
Black cotton thong. Basic, but comfy and sexy. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/36 "2005-07-20T14:43:03Z")
FTL boxer briefs. The new kind that have no labels and internal elastic. Pretty comfy. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/37 "2005-07-20T14:51:38Z")
If you think I’m playing along with your sick fetish, you’re crazy. Looks like you got about 35 responses for the ol’ spank bank, though, so good for you. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/38 "2005-07-20T15:32:32Z")
Grey Hanes boxer briefs. ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/39 "2005-07-20T21:19:15Z")
_checks_ Navy blue boxers. Nothing overly special about them. ---
**Author:** ![gfloyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d2c977/32.png) [@gfloyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gfloyd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/40 "2005-07-20T21:35:53Z")
I think I win the award for most boring. Plain white cotton Hanes her-way briefs. Any other day and it would have been something cuter or more colorful with a cut more suitable for the low waisted pants styles of the day. This is the last pair I have left from my dull only white underwear days. Ah well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234.md?page=3)