# Describe the underwear you're wearing right now **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234 "2005-07-20T02:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/41 "2005-07-20T21:43:42Z")
Lemme check. Hee! White cotton, with a light pink waistband, and light pink cherry blossoms on dark pink branches/leaves. I tend to just throw clean clothes on… seeing my underwear, I realised my capris also have little cherries on them on the cuffs and waistband… my knit tee has a cherry blossom design all over it… and I’m wearing my Bath & Body Works cherry blossom moisturiser. I’m going to go buy a lottery ticket. Maybe I’ll get three cherries? 😃 When I don’t win, I’ll blame my raspberry plum lipgloss. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/42 "2005-07-20T21:52:48Z")
Mine is um…mine is…uh. Well, it’s clean. I think I need to go shopping. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/43 "2005-07-20T22:33:37Z")
White cotton thong, ties on each side with light blue ribbon. -foxy ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/44 "2005-07-20T23:42:40Z")
Powder Blue Nuthugger ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/45 "2005-07-21T00:25:14Z")
Green, plain boxers. ---
**Author:** ![cruel\_butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@cruel\_butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cruel_butterfly)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/46 "2005-07-21T00:29:19Z")
low-rise satin-trimmed cotton bikini, white with baby blue paisley design… ---
**Author:** ![EarthStone777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@EarthStone777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EarthStone777)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/47 "2005-07-21T00:43:21Z")
silk boxers, black with yellow stars and crescent moons. It was hot today and they are light and cool. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/48 "2005-07-21T00:44:23Z")
_checks_ Nope. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/49 "2005-07-21T04:21:40Z")
Tight white elastic leg stockings with rubberized tops. And I’m a very hairy male, almost 50. I just had surgery yesterday and these ugly brutes are supposed to prevent blood clots. Oh, fuck this, just fuck this - well, at least I figured out one reason women shave their legs. So much for the spank bank, eh? Where’s the damn Dilaudid… ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/50 "2005-07-21T06:18:32Z")
* * * 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/51 "2005-07-21T11:12:23Z")
_fap_ _fap_ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/52 "2005-07-21T11:32:32Z")
Otto: Oh, wait, these aren’t mine! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/53 "2005-07-21T14:00:53Z")
Under_what_? 😕 Never heard of it. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/54 "2005-07-21T14:33:07Z")
I’m wearing chick underware. A pair of dark green boxers with little yellow chicks all over them. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/57 "2021-02-16T12:49:50Z")
Closed on February 16, 2021, 12:49pm UTC ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234/58 "2021-02-16T12:50:12Z")
Bumped by spammer and now closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-underwear-youre-wearing-right-now/313234.md?page=2)