# Describe y in x amount of words. Take 2. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291 "2005-10-14T22:17:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/241 "2005-10-28T14:03:36Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > your weekend plans in 15 words Work Sat am; quality time (ugh!) with my family (ugh! I sound like Barney the…) What “suspenders” means to you in 8 words. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/242 "2005-10-28T14:05:17Z")
> [@Hokkaido Brit](#): > > What’s your secret vice, in two words. Suspenders, naturally! How do you rate Yoko Ono in 1 word ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/243 "2005-10-28T14:10:05Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > How do you rate Yoko Ono in 1 word Enh. How do you personalize your space at work in 23 words. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/244 "2005-10-28T14:19:17Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Enh. > > How do you personalize your space at work in 23 words. I have kitty pics on the wall, Smokey pics in frames, kitty stickers on the monitor, and kitty figurines on the shelf. dogs or cats? 19 words ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/245 "2005-10-28T14:25:42Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > dogs or cats? 19 words Cats or dogs, dogs or cats? The eternal question for pet lovers - kittens and puppies are much better anyway! Next: Taste great or less filling in 25 words. ---
**Author:** ![wonderlust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonderlust/32/7237_2.png) [@wonderlust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonderlust)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/246 "2005-10-28T14:51:22Z")
> [@Hokkaido Brit](#): > > And she does it again. > > What’s your secret vice, in two words. dark chocolate > [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Taste great or less filling in 25 words. Both. I find that if you go for really great quality, all you need is small bit to savor slowly, and it is totally satisfying. What’s your pet peeve? 10 words. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/247 "2005-10-28T14:54:27Z")
> [@brightpenny](#): > > dark chocolate > Both. I find that if you go for really great quality, all you need is small bit to savor slowly, and it is totally satisfying. > > What’s your pet peeve? 10 words. Too many to enumerate; that’s why I’m here so much. Lewis or Tolkien in 20 words ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/248 "2005-10-29T02:47:45Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > Lewis or Tolkien in 20 words Lennox Lewis would beat the hell out of Tolkien in the first round. Wouldn’t even be much of a fight. So, how’s your credit? 7 words. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/249 "2005-10-29T02:49:22Z")
> [@soulmurk](#): > > Lennox Lewis would beat the hell out of Tolkien in the first round. Wouldn’t even be much of a fight. > So, how’s your credit? 7 words. Piss poor, but with diligence and willpower, getting better. What are you listening to right now - 9 words ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/250 "2005-10-29T02:51:06Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Piss poor, but with diligence and willpower, getting better. (i meant) Piss poor, but with willpower, getting better. > [@anyrose](#): > > What are you listening to right now - 9 words ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/251 "2005-10-29T02:59:37Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > What are you listening to right now - 9 words The people in the next apartment apparently having sex. If reincarnation exists, who might you have been in a previous life, and why? 36 words. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/252 "2005-10-29T03:44:30Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > If reincarnation exists, who might you have been in a previous life, and why? 36 words. My previous incarnation must have been a very bad person, because I’m suffering their karmic payback. But they must also have done something truly, amazingly good because things usually work out. Either that or a monkey. Where did you end up finding the last thing you lost but found? 19 words. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/253 "2005-10-29T04:02:08Z")
A phone card I bought last week. Finally found it in front of my freaking face on the counter. What you can do to get the idiot next to you to shut up in 3 words. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/254 "2005-10-29T04:05:50Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > A phone card I bought last week. Finally found it in front of my freaking face on the counter. > What you can do to get the idiot next to you to shut up in 3 words. Stinky loud flatulance. Describe your perfect meal in 7 words. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/255 "2005-10-29T04:18:37Z")
> [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > Stinky loud flatulance. > > Describe your perfect meal in 7 words. In a fine restaurant, wine in hand. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/256 "2005-10-29T04:20:24Z")
OOops… Tell me about your most remembered last love in 11 words. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/257 "2005-10-29T04:21:27Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > OOops… > Tell me about your most remembered last love in 11 words. :smack: That would be **LOST** love. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/258 "2005-10-29T04:23:57Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > Tell me about your most remembered last love in 11 words. Intelligent and beautiful. Infectious laugh. Biggest, brownest eyes. Liar and cheat. Hardwood floors or wall-to-wall carpet? 26 words. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/259 "2005-10-29T04:29:06Z")
> [@soulmurk](#): > > Intelligent and beautiful. Infectious laugh. Biggest, brownest eyes. Liar and cheat. > Hardwood floors or wall-to-wall carpet? 26 words. Neither hardwood floors nor carpet…laminate flooring. It’s best for when you have two dogs, two cats, a little boy and a husband. It doesn’t scratch. Favorite school subject…13 words. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/260 "2005-10-29T04:55:41Z")
> [@Rhiannon8404](#): > > Favorite school subject…13 words. Geography. I knew all the state capitals before I could tie my shoes. Who should be commemorated on a postage stamp and why? 37 words. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291.md?page=14)