# Describe y in x amount of words. Take 2. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 14, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291 "2005-10-14T22:17:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/301 "2005-10-31T04:48:56Z")
Used to be a morning person, but now since my first class is at eleven… Why yogurt is the food of the DEVIL! in 9 ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/302 "2005-10-31T05:12:42Z")
> [@chaoticbear](#): > > Why yogurt is the food of the DEVIL! in 9 Eat it each morning - what does that make me?! You favourite nickname for George W Bush, and why? 14 words ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/303 "2005-10-31T14:10:24Z")
> [@lightingtool](#): > > I tried. My boxers aren’t responding. > > Tell me about your most recent cup of coffee in 12 words. It was hot, not too strong, black, in a yellow cup. Mmmmm. How to bathe a dog in 10 words. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/304 "2005-10-31T14:11:34Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > It was hot, not too strong, black, in a yellow cup. Mmmmm. > > How to bathe a dog in 10 words. Never mind… I realized I wasn’t on the last page AFTER posting . :o ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/305 "2005-10-31T16:38:46Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > It was hot, not too strong, black, in a yellow cup. Mmmmm. > > How to bathe a dog in 10 words. Get dog, get water, get tub, get shampoo, get wet. Explain in 10 words why the world isn’t ending tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/306 "2005-10-31T16:53:45Z")
> [@ExtraKun](#): > > Get dog, get water, get tub, get shampoo, get wet. > > Explain in 10 words why the world isn’t ending tomorrow. I have to perform on Saturday November 5th. That’s why. there is still Roger Thornhill’s question: > [@](#): > > You favourite nickname for George W Bush, and why? 14 words ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/307 "2005-10-31T17:06:24Z")
> [@Roger](#): > > You favourite nickname for George W Bush, and why? 14 words I like “Dub-ya.” But, to avoid starting the flame-war, I won’t go into why. 😃 What’s your biggest driving pet peeve and why, in either 35 (old fart!) or 80 (young speed-demon!) words? ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/308 "2005-10-31T17:23:45Z")
I hate the people who go speeding down the hill on South Clinton Avenue in Rochester. They slow down suddenly at the bottom of the hill because there are two wreaths there. The wreaths are for kids who got run over by a car that was speeding down the hill on South Clinton Avenue. I don’t think they ever should have widened that road. It’s also a pain in the ass trying to make a left hand turn from Bly. Describe your Halloween costume in 18 words. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/309 "2005-11-01T02:57:07Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > Describe your Halloween costume in 18 words. I hate this so-called festival, and I wouldn’t wear a costume unless I was paid plenty. Phil of Amazing Race or Carson of Queer Eye, in 11 words. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291/310 "2005-11-01T03:00:59Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > Describe your Halloween costume in 18 words. Once I bought a purported clown costume that was actually a Wolf Girl getup. My stint in drag… Who was the first person (other than a relative) you remember meeting? Tell me about him/her in 23 words. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-y-in-x-amount-of-words-take-2/326291.md?page=15)