# Describe your favorite movie in the most boring manner possible

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [July 14, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962 "2022-07-14T17:50:03Z")\
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Secluded Antarctic retreat infuses new life into its weary inhabitants.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
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A robot picks up trash.

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> [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> A robot picks up trash. -

Someone made a movie about this place?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/125 "2022-07-15T15:28:55Z")

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Murphy’s Romance

A NYC subway ride goes horribly (and hilariously) wrong. The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)

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**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/126 "2022-07-15T15:31:41Z")

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I’m loving the responses, but I think “favorite” and “boring” are being used rather loosely. 😉

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/127 "2022-07-15T16:04:33Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> I’m loving the responses, but I think “favorite” and “boring” are being used rather loosely.

I think some people are also taking the word “describe” pretty loosely. They’re describing a single scene in a movie rather than the movie as a whole.

For example, _“A son reluctantly takes over the family business”_ is a description of _The Godfather_. But _“A guy pets a cat”_ is a description of a single scene in _The Godfather_.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/128 "2022-07-15T16:09:13Z")

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> [@tripthicket](#):
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> Secluded Antarctic retreat infuses new life into its weary inhabitants.

The Thing

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/129 "2022-07-15T16:12:47Z")

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People see things differently when they put on glasses

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/130 "2022-07-15T17:04:35Z")

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**They Live**

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/131 "2022-07-15T17:08:33Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Murphy’s Romance

Never seen that one. Is Juliette Binoche in it?

Juliette Binoche, mmmmmmmmmmmm! 🥰

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/132 "2022-07-15T17:12:08Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> > [@Pleonast](#):
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> > I’m loving the responses, but I think “favorite” and “boring” are being used rather loosely.
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> I think some people are also taking the word “describe” pretty loosely. They’re describing a single scene in a movie rather than the movie as a whole.
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> For example, _“A son reluctantly takes over the family business”_ is a description of _The Godfather_. But _“A guy pets a cat”_ is a description of a single scene in _The Godfather_.

A lot of these can be summed up with a single scene, since they usually stick in the mind so well.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/133 "2022-07-15T17:13:16Z")

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_ **The Thing** _?

**EDIT:** Damn, too late! 😠

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/134 "2022-07-15T17:17:19Z")

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Easy ones

A Continental aristocrat buys a new home in England, but his dietary restrictions drive a collection of his neighbors to force him out.

A student and his disabled sidekick make a new friend.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/135 "2022-07-15T17:20:49Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> A Continental aristocrat buys a new home in England, but his dietary restrictions drive a collection of his neighbors to force him out.

_ **Dracula/Nosferatu?** _

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/136 "2022-07-15T17:21:03Z")

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A bald researcher in South America discovers a great way to quickly lose weight, and can’t wait to tell his visitors about it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/137 "2022-07-15T17:22:10Z")

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Another easy one

An Englishman and his valet take a short trip.

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/138 "2022-07-15T17:23:12Z")

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_ **Around the World in 80 Days** _?

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/139 "2022-07-15T17:30:16Z")

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Hitman spends all night in a taxi.

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/140 "2022-07-15T17:32:47Z")

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_ **Collateral** _

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**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/141 "2022-07-15T17:33:14Z")

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Jersey kid moves to Los Angeles with his single mother and befriends the building maintenance man, who mentors him.

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