# Describe your favorite movie in the most boring manner possible

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [July 14, 2022, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962 "2022-07-14T17:50:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/142 "2022-07-15T17:35:21Z")

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_ **The Karate Kid** _.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/143 "2022-07-15T17:35:53Z")

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You are correct, sir!

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**Author:** ![Tired\_and\_Cranky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@Tired\_and\_Cranky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tired_and_Cranky)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/144 "2022-07-15T19:06:23Z")

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Some women get help driving through the desert. Mad Max: Fury Road

A single guy learns to cook from his little friend. Ratatouille.

Some guys drive in circles for a whole day. Le Mans

An old guy finally goes on vacation. Up.

A guy and a girl go on a boat. Titanic

Teens cheat on their history homework. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Some people withdraw money from a community bank but others make deposits. It’s a Wonderful Life

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/145 "2022-07-15T19:13:31Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> _ **A Man for All Seasons** _ and _ **Becket** _.

Correct-a-mundo.

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**Author:** ![Dropo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Dropo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dropo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/146 "2022-07-15T19:15:45Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Correct-a-mundo.

_Pulp Fiction_

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/147 "2022-07-15T19:30:55Z")

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Two women go on a road trip parodied later in an episode of _ **The Simpsons** _.

A dysfunctional family spends the Christmas holidays bickering.

A deeply disturbed individual takes an orphan under his wing and involves him in questionable activities.

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/148 "2022-07-15T19:44:21Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> > [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> > A robot picks up trash. -
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> Someone made a movie about this place?

Oh, I know this one, my kid liked it.

_Wall-E_, which sounds pretty bad in summary, but adults who watched with their kids said it was OK.  
OP’s avatar shows robot Wall-E

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/149 "2022-07-15T19:46:31Z")

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A tough guy and a skinny old maid hate each other and end up married.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/150 "2022-07-15T19:51:11Z")

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> [@gkster](#):
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > > [@engineer\_comp\_geek](#):
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> > > A robot picks up trash. -
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> > Someone made a movie about this place?
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> Oh, I know this one, my kid liked it.
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> _Wall-E_, which sounds pretty bad in summary, but adults who watched with their kids said it was OK.  
> OP’s avatar shows robot Wall-E -

I know. I was making a reference to **ECG** being a mod who has to clean up this place.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/151 "2022-07-15T20:01:45Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> A Continental aristocrat buys a new home in England, but his dietary restrictions drive a collection of his neighbors to force him out.

Add one word - A Continental aristocrat buys a new home in New England, but his dietary restrictions drive a collection of his neighbors to force him out - and you’ve got _Salem’s Lot_.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/152 "2022-07-15T20:03:32Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> A lot of these can be summed up with a single scene, since they usually stick in the mind so well.

I tend to disagree. A single scene might be memorable but I think it’s very rare for a single scene to sum up the entire movie. And if it does, what’s the point of the rest of the movie?

The reason I bring the issue up in this thread is because I feel it’s easy to game the topic by describing one scene of a movie rather than the whole movie.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/153 "2022-07-15T20:05:34Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> A tough guy and a skinny old maid hate each other and end up married.

**The African Queen**

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/154 "2022-07-15T20:07:41Z")

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Some men team up, ostensibly to look for a cup, but they spend most of the movie being very silly.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/155 "2022-07-15T20:38:52Z")

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Jawohl!

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/156 "2022-07-15T20:39:31Z")

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_ **Monty Python and the Holy Grail.** _

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/157 "2022-07-15T20:40:22Z")

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Not **Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?**

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/158 "2022-07-15T21:05:35Z")

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A girl watches a play in a perfectly safe town. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - The town has already been saved by the time the play ends.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/159 "2022-07-15T21:14:46Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> A bald researcher in South America discovers a great way to quickly lose weight, and can’t wait to tell his visitors about it.

Doctor Cyclops

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/160 "2022-07-15T21:24:29Z")

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Nope. Sally Field and James Garner. Outstanding chick flick.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-favorite-movie-in-the-most-boring-manner-possible/967962/161 "2022-07-15T21:38:41Z")

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I’ll check it out. I like James Garner and adore Sally Field. 🥰

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