# Describe your ideal mate in three words or less **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 15, 2008, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593 "2008-01-15T07:55:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/61 "2008-01-16T17:49:20Z")
Like my coffee: ---
**Author:** ![Sockmunkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Sockmunkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sockmunkey)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/62 "2008-01-17T08:16:14Z")
Best one so far. [QUOTE=Desultourist] Ranger, Chaotic Good. [/QUOTE] Male, 32. (how the hell did that happen?) Boobs. Brains. Benevolence. That third B-word was tricky. Go me! ---
**Author:** ![Desultourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Desultourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desultourist)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/63 "2008-01-17T13:38:21Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/64 "2008-01-17T14:40:01Z")
1. Motivated 2. Outdoorsy 3. Charismatic ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/65 "2008-01-17T15:30:31Z")
Intelligent Stubborn Caring ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/66 "2008-01-17T19:30:59Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] Like my coffee: [/QUOTE] With a spoon in it? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/67 "2008-01-17T22:04:48Z")
Female. Me but cock-ier. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/68 "2008-01-17T22:44:40Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] Like my coffee: [/QUOTE] Exactly: Tall, Pale and Bitter ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/69 "2008-01-18T03:21:40Z")
[QUOTE=Sockmunkey] Male, 32. (how the hell did that happen?) [/QUOTE] My thoughts exactly. Caring Beautiful Funny ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/70 "2008-01-18T03:22:33Z")
1. 36- 2. -24- 3. -34 ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/71 "2008-01-18T03:38:49Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] Like my coffee: [/QUOTE] Ground; in freezer? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/72 "2008-01-18T05:08:16Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] Like my coffee: [/QUOTE] Sweet, thick, and black? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/73 "2008-01-18T05:12:23Z")
[QUOTE=Sunspace] Sweet, thick, and black? 😃 [/QUOTE] Hot, hot and hot. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@Long\_Time\_First\_Time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Long_Time_First_Time)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/74 "2008-01-18T05:14:18Z")
I can do it in one word: Sternvogel ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/75 "2008-01-18T05:34:17Z")
Generous, nerdy, and enthusiastic. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/76 "2008-01-18T06:07:40Z")
Listens, nerd, curious. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/77 "2008-01-18T06:29:59Z")
I think “compassionate, intelligent, hilarious” from upthread captures it nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593/78 "2008-01-18T15:49:55Z")
> [@](#): > > With a spoon in it? > [@](#): > > Tall, Pale and Bitter > [@](#): > > Ground; in freezer? > [@](#): > > Sweet, thick, and black? > [@](#): > > Hot, hot and hot. 😃 Awesome. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-ideal-mate-in-three-words-or-less/433593.md?page=3)