# Describe your last bowel movement with a movie title (one per post, please) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Tags:** movies\ **Created:** [September 13, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070 "2023-09-13T20:37:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/481 "2023-09-17T20:15:05Z")
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/482 "2023-09-17T21:16:49Z")
Biohazard Low budget _(quarter-million dollars)_ 1985 movie starring Aldo Ray – and nobody else you’d ever heard of before or since. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/483 "2023-09-17T21:52:49Z")
The Bad Seed ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/484 "2023-09-17T22:58:35Z")
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/485 "2023-09-17T23:38:15Z")
[ok, sword and sandal/biblical stuff it is] David And Goliath ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2023, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/486 "2023-09-17T23:55:22Z")
Run and Gun ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/487 "2023-09-18T01:08:53Z")
We’ve Never Been Licked ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/488 "2023-09-18T01:18:47Z")
King Kong ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/489 "2023-09-18T01:19:23Z")
Son of Kong ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/490 "2023-09-18T01:23:58Z")
Mountains Of The Moon ---
**Author:** ![rippingtons\_fan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rippingtons_fan/32/11767_2.png) [@rippingtons\_fan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rippingtons_fan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/491 "2023-09-18T01:56:19Z")
Matango, the Fungus of Terror ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/492 "2023-09-18T04:11:09Z")
A Series of Unfortunate Events ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/493 "2023-09-18T10:53:17Z")
The Full Monty ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/494 "2023-09-18T10:53:27Z")
Touch of Evil ---
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Blown Away ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/496 "2023-09-18T13:09:55Z")
I think the responses are starting to poop out … @Mean_Mr.Mustard, I like your idea of letting the Dopers select the best one. Maybe it’s time to close the outhouse, make a list of what’s been submitted and then create a poll to winnow it down to a manageable level – perhaps everybody can select what they think are the twenty or twenty-five best. Then, once the numbers are in, take the top fifty floaters, flush away the rest, and have a second poll to see which two _(because we are talking about number two)_ are the cream of the crap. _ **-“BB”-** _ _ps … let’s see ChatGPT create a post like that!!_ ---
**Author:** ![slicedalone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slicedalone/32/12515_2.png) [@slicedalone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slicedalone)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/497 "2023-09-18T13:18:53Z")
> [@Bicycle\_Bill](#): > > Maybe it’s time to close the outhouse, Please. These stopped being funny, or even appropriate, a while back, way back when you were going to cut them off at #300, or #350 or something. Now it seems that people are just throwing shit against the wall to see if it sticks, which, unsurprisingly, it will. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/498 "2023-09-18T14:14:08Z")
Yes, I feel much the same way. We have 404 entries. 20 sounds like a good number. See below for the list from which you can select your 20. The first 50 titles that receive two nominations will go into the poll to determine the cream of the crap (as @Bicycle_Bill requested). I may up the number of nominations to three, depending on how many participate. After that I think it would be best to post the final poll with, maybe, the top five vote getters. **Our list (select 20):** 127 Hours 2 Fast 2 Furious 28 Days Later 48 Hours 50 Shades of Grey A Christmas Story A Fish Called Wanda A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum A Hard Day’s Night A Matter of Loaf and Death A Mighty Wind A Private Function A River Runs Through It A Series of Unfortunate Events A Shot in the Dark A Star is Born A Very Long Engagement Ace in the Hole After Hours Aliens from Uranus All’s Well That Ends Well Alligator American Pie Anaconda Anus Magillicutty Any Which Way You Can Apocalypse Now As Good As It Gets Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Back Door To Hell Backdraft Bananas Battlefield Earth Beauty and the Beast Becky 2, The Wrath of Becky Bedknobs and Broomsticks Bell, Book and Candle Better Off Dead Big Big Trouble in Little China Biohazard Black Beauty Black Rain Black Snake Moan Black Swan Black Velvet Blast from the Past Blazing Saddles Blood Simple Blowout Bombs Away! Bound for Glory Breakin’ Breaking Away Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia Bullet Train Burn Bustin’ Loose Cannonball Run Chariots of Fire Chicken Run Children of the Corn Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chocolat Chorizontes Lejanos Clear and Present Danger Clog Dance Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Coal Miner’s Daughter Crash Creature from the Black Lagoon Cries and Whispers Crimson Tide Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Curly Top Curse of the Pink Panther Dark Victory David and Goliath Deep Impact Delicatessen Deliverance Demolition Man Dirty Dancing Dirty Laundry Don’t Breathe Don’t Look Now Downfall Drop Zone Eegah Embrace of the Serpent End of the Rainbow Escape from New York Evan Almighty Every Which Way but Loose Everything Everywhere All at Once Everything Must Go Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Failure to Appear Fast and Furious Fire Down Below Fireball: Visitors from the Dark Firestorm Five Easy Pieces Flushed Away Freaky Friday Freddy Got Fingered Free Fall From Dusk Till Dawn From Here To Eternity Fury Gaslight Geostorm Get Out Giant Godzilla Versus the Smog Monster Godzilla: King of the Monsters Going My Way Gone in 60 Seconds Gone with the Wind Goodbye Cruel World Gravity Grease Great Balls of Fire Great Expectations Groundhog Day Grumpy Old Men Hacksaw Ridge Halfway There Hallelujah Hamburger Hill Hang ‘em High Hanging by a Thread Hard Times Hatari! Hellraiser Help! Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown Her Smell Here Comes Mr. Jordan Here Comes the Boom Hope Floats Hot Fuzz How Green Was My Valley How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Hurry Sundown In & Out In My Time of Dying Inside Out Irreversible It Happened One Night It’s Alive It’s Complicated Ivan the Terrible Jammin’! Joe Dirt Joe Versus the Volcano Joy in the Morning Joyful Noise Kaleidoscope Kick-Ass King Kong King Solomon’s Mines Krakatoa, East of Java Lightning Strikes Twice Like Water for Chocolate Little Big Man Little Shop of Horrors Long Day’s Journey into Night Look Who’s Talking Lord of the Flies Lost Horizons Major Payne Marooned Marvelous and the Black Hole Mary Poppins Matango, the Fungus of Terror Meatballs Memoirs of an Invisible Man Midnight Express Midway Miracle on 34th Street Mission Impossible: Fallout Mississippi Burning Moby Dick Monsters, Inc. Mountains of the Moon Mrs. Doubtfire Much Ado About Nothing My Dinner with Andre National Velvet Nice Girls Don’t Explode Nick of Time Nightmare on Elm Street No Way Out No. 2 Nobody’s Fault but Mine Nope Nothin’ But Net Nuclear Now Oh God! On Golden Pond Once Upon a Mattress One False Move Operation Dumbo Drop Operation Mincemeat Pacific Rim Parasite Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure Periscopes Down Play Misty for Me Pulp Fiction Push Raging Bull Rear Window Red Revenge of the Pink Panther Ring of Fire River of No Return Rocketman Rocketship X-M Rocky Rolling Thunder Rope Rosemary’s Baby Rumble in the Bronx Run and Gun Run Like Hell Run Silent, Run Deep Runaway Train Running Scared Scanners Scent of a Woman Scream Scream of Stone Seven Pounds Shaft Sideways Silver Streak Sitting Pretty Slap Shot! Slither Smooth Talk Snakes on a Plane Something Wicked This Way Comes Son of the Pink Panther Sorcerer Sound of Metal Soup to Nuts Soylent Green Space Jam Spawn Splash Squirm Stand and Deliver Starship Troopers Steamboat Round the Bend Sticky Fingers Stink! Sunday, Bloody Sunday Swamp Thing Sweet Release Sweet Smell of Success Swingers Tailgunner Joe Tar Teenage Mutant…The Secret of the Ooze The Andromeda Strain The Babadook The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training The Bad Seed The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms The Beast Must Die The Big Easy The Big Lebowski The Big Noise The Big Red One The Big Short The Big Squeeze The Birth of a Nation The Black Hole The Blob The Bottomless Pit The Brown Bunny The Brown Derby The Conqueror The Conqueror Worm The Crying Game The Dam Busters The Day of the Triffids The Day the Earth Stood Still The Dead Pool The Dead Zone The Departed The Dirty Dozen The Drop The Dunwich Horror The Empire Strikes Back The Enemy Below The Exorcist The Expendables The Firm The Fog The Full Monty The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly The Grapes of Wrath The Great Escape The Greatest Show on Earth The Greatest Story Ever Told The Green Mile The Hanging Tree The Harder They Come The Harder They Fall The Hearts of Men The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey The Horror of Party Beach The Hours The Howling The Hurt Locker The Invisible Man The Kid The Leftovers The Little Mermaid The Load The Long Goodbye The Long, Long Trailer The Longest Day The Longest Yard The Meg The Milagro Beanfield War The Mist The Neverending Story The Omen The Paper Chase The Phantom Menace The Pink Panther Strikes Again The Pit and the Pendulum The Point The Poseidon Adventure The Prince of Tides The Purge The Razor’s Edge The Remains of the Day The Return of the King The Return of the Pink Panther The Revenant The Ring The Rites of Uranus The Rose The Running Man The Sand Pebbles The Shape of Water The Sitter The Sound of Freedom The Sound of Music The Spy Who Dumped Me The Squeeze The Sting The Story of Mankind The Strain The Stuff The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre The Thin Red Line The Thing The Thing from Another World The Thirteenth Floor The Tingler The Towering Inferno The Toxic Avenger The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent The Untouchables The Wrath of Khan There Will Be Blood Three Amigos Three Coins in the Fountain Thunder Run tick, tick…BOOM! Titanic To Have and Have Not Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom Tora! Tora! Tora! Torn Curtain Touch of Evil Trail of the Pink Panther Tremors Tropic Thunder True Grit Tunnel Vision Twins Twister Two Mules for Sister Sara Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea We’ve Never Been Licked Wet Bum What Lies Beneath When the Levee Breaks When Time Ran Out Where the Wild Things Are Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Working It Out Wreck-It Ralph Yellow Submarine You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille Yours, Mine, and Ours ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/499 "2023-09-18T14:23:41Z")
My 20: A River Runs Through It Crimson Tide Curly Top Deliverance Everything Everywhere All at Once Five Easy Pieces Black Beauty Blowout On Golden Pond Something Wicked This Way Comes Splash Sweet Smell of Success The Paper Chase The Remains of the Day The Big Squeeze The Firm The Grapes of Wrath There Will Be Blood tick, tick…BOOM! What Lies Beneath ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070/500 "2023-09-18T14:41:35Z")
Can we nominate our own…creations? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-your-last-bowel-movement-with-a-movie-title-one-per-post-please/990070.md?page=26)