Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
Biohazard
Low budget (quarter-million dollars) 1985 movie starring Aldo Ray – and nobody else you’d ever heard of before or since.
-“BB”-
The Bad Seed
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
[ok, sword and sandal/biblical stuff it is]
David And Goliath
Run and Gun
We’ve Never Been Licked
King Kong
Son of Kong
Mountains Of The Moon
Matango, the Fungus of Terror
A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Full Monty
Touch of Evil
Blown Away
I think the responses are starting to poop out …
@Mean_Mr.Mustard, I like your idea of letting the Dopers select the best one. Maybe it’s time to close the outhouse, make a list of what’s been submitted and then create a poll to winnow it down to a manageable level – perhaps everybody can select what they think are the twenty or twenty-five best. Then, once the numbers are in, take the top fifty floaters, flush away the rest, and have a second poll to see which two (because we are talking about number two) are the cream of the crap.
-“BB”-
ps … let’s see ChatGPT create a post like that!!
Please.
These stopped being funny, or even appropriate, a while back, way back when you were going to cut them off at #300, or #350 or something.
Now it seems that people are just throwing shit against the wall to see if it sticks, which, unsurprisingly, it will.
Yes, I feel much the same way. We have 404 entries.
20 sounds like a good number. See below for the list from which you can select your 20. The first 50 titles that receive two nominations will go into the poll to determine the cream of the crap (as @Bicycle_Bill requested). I may up the number of nominations to three, depending on how many participate.
After that I think it would be best to post the final poll with, maybe, the top five vote getters.
Our list (select 20):
127 Hours
2 Fast 2 Furious
28 Days Later
48 Hours
50 Shades of Grey
A Christmas Story
A Fish Called Wanda
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
A Hard Day’s Night
A Matter of Loaf and Death
A Mighty Wind
A Private Function
A River Runs Through It
A Series of Unfortunate Events
A Shot in the Dark
A Star is Born
A Very Long Engagement
Ace in the Hole
After Hours
Aliens from Uranus
All’s Well That Ends Well
Alligator
American Pie
Anaconda
Anus Magillicutty
Any Which Way You Can
Apocalypse Now
As Good As It Gets
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Back Door To Hell
Backdraft
Bananas
Battlefield Earth
Beauty and the Beast
Becky 2, The Wrath of Becky
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Bell, Book and Candle
Better Off Dead
Big
Big Trouble in Little China
Biohazard
Black Beauty
Black Rain
Black Snake Moan
Black Swan
Black Velvet
Blast from the Past
Blazing Saddles
Blood Simple
Blowout
Bombs Away!
Bound for Glory
Breakin’
Breaking Away
Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Bullet Train
Burn
Bustin’ Loose
Cannonball Run
Chariots of Fire
Chicken Run
Children of the Corn
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Chocolat
Chorizontes Lejanos
Clear and Present Danger
Clog Dance
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Coal Miner’s Daughter
Crash
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Cries and Whispers
Crimson Tide
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Curly Top
Curse of the Pink Panther
Dark Victory
David and Goliath
Deep Impact
Delicatessen
Deliverance
Demolition Man
Dirty Dancing
Dirty Laundry
Don’t Breathe
Don’t Look Now
Downfall
Drop Zone
Eegah
Embrace of the Serpent
End of the Rainbow
Escape from New York
Evan Almighty
Every Which Way but Loose
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Everything Must Go
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Failure to Appear
Fast and Furious
Fire Down Below
Fireball: Visitors from the Dark
Firestorm
Five Easy Pieces
Flushed Away
Freaky Friday
Freddy Got Fingered
Free Fall
From Dusk Till Dawn
From Here To Eternity
Fury
Gaslight
Geostorm
Get Out
Giant
Godzilla Versus the Smog Monster
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Going My Way
Gone in 60 Seconds
Gone with the Wind
Goodbye Cruel World
Gravity
Grease
Great Balls of Fire
Great Expectations
Groundhog Day
Grumpy Old Men
Hacksaw Ridge
Halfway There
Hallelujah
Hamburger Hill
Hang ‘em High
Hanging by a Thread
Hard Times
Hatari!
Hellraiser
Help!
Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown
Her Smell
Here Comes Mr. Jordan
Here Comes the Boom
Hope Floats
Hot Fuzz
How Green Was My Valley
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Hurry Sundown
In & Out
In My Time of Dying
Inside Out
Irreversible
It Happened One Night
It’s Alive
It’s Complicated
Ivan the Terrible
Jammin’!
Joe Dirt
Joe Versus the Volcano
Joy in the Morning
Joyful Noise
Kaleidoscope
Kick-Ass
King Kong
King Solomon’s Mines
Krakatoa, East of Java
Lightning Strikes Twice
Like Water for Chocolate
Little Big Man
Little Shop of Horrors
Long Day’s Journey into Night
Look Who’s Talking
Lord of the Flies
Lost Horizons
Major Payne
Marooned
Marvelous and the Black Hole
Mary Poppins
Matango, the Fungus of Terror
Meatballs
Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Midnight Express
Midway
Miracle on 34th Street
Mission Impossible: Fallout
Mississippi Burning
Moby Dick
Monsters, Inc.
Mountains of the Moon
Mrs. Doubtfire
Much Ado About Nothing
My Dinner with Andre
National Velvet
Nice Girls Don’t Explode
Nick of Time
Nightmare on Elm Street
No Way Out
No. 2
Nobody’s Fault but Mine
Nope
Nothin’ But Net
Nuclear Now
Oh God!
On Golden Pond
Once Upon a Mattress
One False Move
Operation Dumbo Drop
Operation Mincemeat
Pacific Rim
Parasite
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
Periscopes Down
Play Misty for Me
Pulp Fiction
Push
Raging Bull
Rear Window
Red
Revenge of the Pink Panther
Ring of Fire
River of No Return
Rocketman
Rocketship X-M
Rocky
Rolling Thunder
Rope
Rosemary’s Baby
Rumble in the Bronx
Run and Gun
Run Like Hell
Run Silent, Run Deep
Runaway Train
Running Scared
Scanners
Scent of a Woman
Scream
Scream of Stone
Seven Pounds
Shaft
Sideways
Silver Streak
Sitting Pretty
Slap Shot!
Slither
Smooth Talk
Snakes on a Plane
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Son of the Pink Panther
Sorcerer
Sound of Metal
Soup to Nuts
Soylent Green
Space Jam
Spawn
Splash
Squirm
Stand and Deliver
Starship Troopers
Steamboat Round the Bend
Sticky Fingers
Stink!
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Swamp Thing
Sweet Release
Sweet Smell of Success
Swingers
Tailgunner Joe
Tar
Teenage Mutant…The Secret of the Ooze
The Andromeda Strain
The Babadook
The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training
The Bad Seed
The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
The Beast Must Die
The Big Easy
The Big Lebowski
The Big Noise
The Big Red One
The Big Short
The Big Squeeze
The Birth of a Nation
The Black Hole
The Blob
The Bottomless Pit
The Brown Bunny
The Brown Derby
The Conqueror
The Conqueror Worm
The Crying Game
The Dam Busters
The Day of the Triffids
The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Dead Pool
The Dead Zone
The Departed
The Dirty Dozen
The Drop
The Dunwich Horror
The Empire Strikes Back
The Enemy Below
The Exorcist
The Expendables
The Firm
The Fog
The Full Monty
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Grapes of Wrath
The Great Escape
The Greatest Show on Earth
The Greatest Story Ever Told
The Green Mile
The Hanging Tree
The Harder They Come
The Harder They Fall
The Hearts of Men
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Horror of Party Beach
The Hours
The Howling
The Hurt Locker
The Invisible Man
The Kid
The Leftovers
The Little Mermaid
The Load
The Long Goodbye
The Long, Long Trailer
The Longest Day
The Longest Yard
The Meg
The Milagro Beanfield War
The Mist
The Neverending Story
The Omen
The Paper Chase
The Phantom Menace
The Pink Panther Strikes Again
The Pit and the Pendulum
The Point
The Poseidon Adventure
The Prince of Tides
The Purge
The Razor’s Edge
The Remains of the Day
The Return of the King
The Return of the Pink Panther
The Revenant
The Ring
The Rites of Uranus
The Rose
The Running Man
The Sand Pebbles
The Shape of Water
The Sitter
The Sound of Freedom
The Sound of Music
The Spy Who Dumped Me
The Squeeze
The Sting
The Story of Mankind
The Strain
The Stuff
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
The Thin Red Line
The Thing
The Thing from Another World
The Thirteenth Floor
The Tingler
The Towering Inferno
The Toxic Avenger
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
The Untouchables
The Wrath of Khan
There Will Be Blood
Three Amigos
Three Coins in the Fountain
Thunder Run
tick, tick…BOOM!
Titanic
To Have and Have Not
Toot, Whistle, Plunk and Boom
Tora! Tora! Tora!
Torn Curtain
Touch of Evil
Trail of the Pink Panther
Tremors
Tropic Thunder
True Grit
Tunnel Vision
Twins
Twister
Two Mules for Sister Sara
Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea
We’ve Never Been Licked
Wet Bum
What Lies Beneath
When the Levee Breaks
When Time Ran Out
Where the Wild Things Are
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Working It Out
Wreck-It Ralph
Yellow Submarine
You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille
Yours, Mine, and Ours
My 20:
A River Runs Through It
Crimson Tide
Curly Top
Deliverance
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Five Easy Pieces
Black Beauty
Blowout
On Golden Pond
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Splash
Sweet Smell of Success
The Paper Chase
The Remains of the Day
The Big Squeeze
The Firm
The Grapes of Wrath
There Will Be Blood
tick, tick…BOOM!
What Lies Beneath
Can we nominate our own…creations?