# Describe yourself in 3 words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279 "2019-11-11T06:32:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/1 "2019-11-11T06:32:56Z")
Lazy. 😃 What new ones have you heard lately? ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/2 "2019-11-11T06:35:43Z")
Stink. Stank. Stunk. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/3 "2019-11-11T06:58:21Z")
Bad, bad, bad ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/4 "2019-11-11T07:06:26Z")
Urbane. Sophisticated. Liar. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/5 "2019-11-11T07:07:56Z")
Contradictory. Complicated. Contrary. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/6 "2019-11-11T07:53:34Z")
Nm. Sounded better in my head ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/7 "2019-11-11T11:27:31Z")
Distracted. Agitated. Fortunate. ETA: Or were you looking for any random joke? Okay, let’s see… ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/8 "2019-11-11T11:32:45Z")
From my 9-year-old kid: _Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn’t_ ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/9 "2019-11-11T11:40:35Z")
Baddy daddy lamatai ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/10 "2019-11-11T13:42:24Z")
Fan fucking tastic. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/11 "2019-11-11T15:25:13Z")
Just Getting Started ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/12 "2019-11-11T15:54:15Z")
Floccinaucinihilipilification. Antidisestablishmentarianism. Honorificabilitudinitatibus. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/13 "2019-11-11T16:20:16Z")
Quirky Genius Lost ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/14 "2019-11-11T16:39:00Z")
Fat Stoner Kind ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/15 "2019-11-11T17:19:14Z")
Only Looks Harmless ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/16 "2019-11-11T17:32:55Z")
Mathematically Challanged ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/17 "2019-11-11T18:58:34Z")
Just for the record I’m not above playing the “crazy, crippled curmudgeon” card when it works to my advantage. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/18 "2019-11-11T18:58:57Z")
Older Fatter Tireder ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/19 "2019-11-11T19:02:33Z")
Reflexive of “you”. ---
**Author:** ![jonesj2205](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecc23a/32.png) [@jonesj2205](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jonesj2205)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/20 "2019-11-11T20:15:30Z")
Hard to describe. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279.md?page=2)