# Describe yourself in 3 words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2019, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279 "2019-11-11T06:32:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/21 "2019-11-11T21:02:20Z")
Can’t Accurately Follow Directions ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/22 "2019-11-11T21:21:57Z")
Splunge. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/23 "2019-11-11T21:21:58Z")
Obsequious Purple Clairvoyant ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/24 "2019-11-11T22:08:27Z")
Eff Tee Gee All valid Scrabble words although even Eff only scores 9 points. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/25 "2019-11-11T22:17:38Z")
Tall, smart, blunt ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/26 "2019-11-11T22:21:13Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > eff > tee > gee > > all valid scrabble words although even eff only scores 9 points. iswydt ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/27 "2019-11-11T22:25:19Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > Tall, smart, blunt short fat sexy ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/28 "2019-11-11T22:40:22Z")
Tall, dark, necrotic. \*“tall, dark and necrotic” is a classic description of tumor cells in colonic adenocarcinoma, but it fits me as well. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/29 "2019-11-11T23:20:02Z")
Much wasted potential ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/30 "2019-11-11T23:27:14Z")
Smart. Weird. Ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/31 "2019-11-11T23:31:07Z")
Canadian From Scotland ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/32 "2019-11-11T23:36:33Z")
Shaved _not_ Bald ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/33 "2019-11-11T23:37:47Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Mathematically > Challanged Nice. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/34 "2019-11-12T03:21:47Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Obsequious > Purple > Clairvoyant Put a live chicken in your underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/35 "2019-11-12T03:38:42Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Put a live chicken in your underwear. Some people have a way with words… . [sup]Some people, oh, not have way… I guess. [/sup] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/36 "2019-11-12T03:59:07Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Put a live chicken in your underwear. Go into a closet and suck eggs ---
**Author:** ![lingyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lingyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lingyi)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/37 "2019-11-12T05:15:47Z")
Older Fatter Slower Getting Grouchier Daily Hard 😃 Softer 🙂 Limp :o Hey…I’m talking about my belly…what were you thinking??? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/38 "2019-11-12T08:37:59Z")
> [@markn\_1](#): > > Reflexive of “you”. Hah! Beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/39 "2019-11-12T13:56:14Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Much wasted potential Hey - I can identify w/ THAT! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-yourself-in-3-words/843279/40 "2019-11-12T15:08:53Z")
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