# Design an Insult! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 26, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226 "2003-04-26T00:58:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/1 "2003-04-26T00:58:04Z")
The goal of the thread is to see how nasty the insult you can come up with is. here’s mine: You Filthy, shiteating,cumguzzling,pissdrinking, neonazi commie cocksucking mentally retarded whore,May a thousand vipers bite your brain with the venom of a thousand thousand scorpions and may a thousand thousand thousand demons torment your soul and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand arrows be stuck in your spine and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand fire ants infest your genitalia and may a thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand fiery wolves rape your children and their children and their children until the end of time! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/2 "2003-04-26T01:05:57Z")
I’d play along, but I want to save up all my really good insults for people I’m actually pissed off at. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/3 "2003-04-26T01:12:57Z")
you big darn creep ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/4 "2003-04-26T01:21:23Z")
Um, for my contribution see [here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173014&highlight=Favorite+Pitisms) ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/5 "2003-04-26T01:23:52Z")
Most of that tripe is actually a curse, not an insult. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/6 "2003-04-26T01:39:29Z")
I thought this was going to be about a design someone found insulting. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/7 "2003-04-26T01:41:27Z")
Well, it makes a nice insult together… ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/8 "2003-04-26T01:50:17Z")
Is your name an insult? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/9 "2003-04-26T02:07:03Z")
Dammit - You and your ‘design a…’ title! It’s now no longer original. I was thinking of doing a ‘design a weirdo’ thread. ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/10 "2003-04-26T02:49:51Z")
This isn’t an insult but a slogan I invented for a friend of mine because we insult eachother constantly… Insult a man, make him feel bad for a day. Teach him to insult himself, make him feel bad for life. ok, its lame. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/11 "2003-04-26T05:05:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rooves \* > \*\*This isn’t an insult but a slogan I invented for a friend of mine because we insult eachother constantly… > > Insult a man, make him feel bad for a day. > Teach him to insult himself, make him feel bad for life. > > ok, its lame. \*\* I like it ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/design-an-insult/171226/12 "2003-04-26T05:13:04Z")
> [@](#): > > The goal of the thread is to see how nasty the insult you can come up with is. Yeah, well, do it on some other message board. The Pit is for grievances and/or discussion of Board policies, not “creative cursing”. Lynn For the Straight Dope