# Desktop flotsam

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desktop-flotsam/315164>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 1, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desktop-flotsam/315164 "2005-08-01T16:45:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desktop-flotsam/315164/21 "2005-08-02T16:15:14Z")

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A 20’’ iMac (Sunflower type)  
1 liter water mug.  
Half a can of jumbo cashews.  
A blood-ressure cuff.  
An armor-piercing stapler for big items.  
An antique stapler for regular items.  
An almost-new T5 PDA I never use.  
An iPod being recharged.  
A pair of nasty-looking scissors.  
A goose-neck lamp.  
Two bandanas.  
A neat little mesh cup full of pens and pencils.  
A legal pad, under my keyboard for quick use.  
A parrot when he is bored with playing in the shower.  
My wallet  
My mobile phone.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desktop-flotsam/315164/22 "2005-08-02T21:07:15Z")

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OMG… this is gona take a while 😉

- Moniter  
\*Printer  
\*Bag of Triscuit crackers  
\*Legolas Bobblehead
- Desk lamp
- About a dozen and a half pens , markers , pencils , etc.
- Cordless phone  
\*Digital camera
- Glass of tea
- Book of stamps
- Back scratcher
- Sticky Wax
- Address Book
- bottle of Tylenol PM
- box of envelopes
- scissors
- 2 boxes of Frontline flea prevenative
- my glasses
- my watch
- judges schedule from game [ShowDog.com](http://ShowDog.com)
- losing lottery ticket
- Friendship card with a bloodhound on it  
\*show lead & collar for my puppy
- Zoo Tycoon game CD
- computer speakers
- The hutch for the top of the desk - which opens up a WHOLE 'nother can of worms . What’s on the HUTCH :

\*Rack with printer paper in it

- Fellowship Legolas figure in poncho
- Beanie Baby Labrador
- fake crow
- box od checks
- Blank lables
- 2 mounted knights battling a dragon
- Picture frame with my Papillons in it
- meercat puzzle (never opened)
- large Sandicast tiger & cub
- Goat hair stuffed Papillon
- Papillon Gargoyle figure
- glass and banner from Medieval Times dinner thrater
- large rearing black Pegasus
- Statue of my Gordon Setter Fancy
- 4 cat figurines
- meercat collection - about 35 meerkats , figures and stuffed

There is actually more , I rounded it off to the bigger stuff :smack:

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