# Desperate Housewives 11/16

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 17, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060 "2008-11-17T01:05:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/1 "2008-11-17T01:05:21Z")

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This one is called City on Fire.

I’m hoping for fireworks involving Creepy Hubby and that guy that McCluskey and her sister contacted last week.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/2 "2008-11-17T06:50:54Z")

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It was rather disturbing to watch the fires on the show after viewing so much wildfire footage here.

Psycho Guy will absolutely stop at nothing. He is a truly frightening and very clever character.

Thank goodness for some comic relief from Gabi and Grandma Screwloose.

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**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/3 "2008-11-17T12:30:18Z")

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> [@vivalostwages](#):
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> Psycho Guy will absolutely stop at nothing. He is a truly frightening and very clever character.

Worse for me to watch - he very much reminds me of my brother-in-law! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/4 "2008-11-18T04:38:21Z")

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I think whoever predicted that Dave was the husband and dad of the people Mike and Susan killed, nailed it.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/5 "2008-11-18T05:03:22Z")

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> [@Batsinma\_Belfry](#):
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> I think whoever predicted that Dave was the husband and dad of the people Mike and Susan killed, nailed it.

This didn’t even occur to me. I was thinking he was the brother of the guy Mike killed in self defense. You could be right, though.

Good episode, but I’m pissed that we have to wait two weeks for some resolution. I normally hate false accusation storylines but I hope Porter at least gets beat up in jail. Can’t stand that kid.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/6 "2008-11-18T09:34:49Z")

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Well it’s clear now that he’s after Mike, but also seems that he wants to do more than simply see him die, since he saved him from the fire. There seemed to be some suggestion that this was a way to give him a public image, which could give him an alibi later. But still, he had plenty of alibi this time if he merely wanted Mike dead. In the beginning someone was arrested for the fire, but unless I missed it, we didn’t see who it was. The owner guy was accusing the Scavo son, but I don’t think we actually saw him handcuffed.

Loved “can I be gay now”? 😃

I love seeing old lady from Six Feet Under, but I’m wondering what they can really do with that story line.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/7 "2008-11-18T11:45:52Z")

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> [@Batsinma\_Belfry](#):
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> I think whoever predicted that Dave was the husband and dad of the people Mike and Susan killed, nailed it.

No we didn’t. He’s the brother of the guy Mike killed in prison. They said as much a couple episodes ago when he told Edie about his brother’s death.

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**Author:** ![flex727](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@flex727](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flex727)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/8 "2008-11-18T12:38:04Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> No we didn’t. He’s the brother of the guy Mike killed in prison. They said as much a couple episodes ago when he told Edie about his brother’s death.

Maybe he’s both! :dubious:

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/9 "2008-11-18T14:38:26Z")

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> Well it’s clear now that he’s after Mike, but also seems that he wants to do more than simply see him die, since he saved him from the fire.

He doesn’t want Mike to die without knowing why he’s killing him.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/10 "2008-11-18T15:43:19Z")

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What a worthless fire department. They’re running around outside and Dave just runs in the front door and past a few bodies on the floor that I think the firemen could certainly have rescued had they even tried.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/11 "2008-11-18T16:24:49Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> I love seeing old lady from Six Feet Under, but I’m wondering what they can really do with that story line.

I thought for sure she was going to die in the fire before she could write Gabby and Carlos out of her will, as a device to get them back to their high-class, big-spending ways. I still think it’ll happen somehow, eventually. And it looks like Carlos might get his sight back.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/12 "2008-11-18T17:05:22Z")

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So if Dave changed his name and it seems the Doctor didn’t realize it until later how did he know who McClusky and her sister were referring to when they called. They would have used his new name and the Doctor, from what I gather, wouldn’t have known that name.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/13 "2008-11-18T17:11:13Z")

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Ok, clearly I missed an episode. Who did Mike and Susan kill, and how?

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**Author:** ![shy\_guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@shy\_guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shy_guy)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/14 "2008-11-18T17:17:01Z")

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It was - as I recall - in the season opener. Mike and Susan were in a car accident (I don’t think they were at fault, but I can’t remember) and in the other car were a mother and her young child, who both died.

The strain of the accident is what led to Mike and Susan’s divorce.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/15 "2008-11-18T17:25:42Z")

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Thanks, **shy guy**! I could’ve sworn I saw the season opener, but I sure don’t remember that. And I’ve been wondering like crazy what could possibly have led to Susan and Mike divorcing. I guess that makes sense.

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/16 "2008-11-18T20:02:02Z")

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Ok, so I just read the season premier recap at TWOP, and some of it I’m sure I saw, but some of it doesn’t ring any bells whatsoever. I must’ve either been switching between shows or nodding off.

I did find this, though, in relation to Dave:

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> “Dr. Heller. I’ve been meaning to call you.” The doctor on the other end says he was getting concerned. “You’re required to check in once a month. It was a condition of your release.” Dave says that was a year ago, but the meds are working so well he kind of forgot about him. The doctor says, “Dave. Once a month. Not optional.” Dave says he gets it, but that the doctor seriously doesn’t need to worry about him. He’s great. And he’ll talk to him again in a month. The doctor then turns on a monitor at his desk, and sees Dave being interviewed in what looks like an empty room. Dave asks what are the magic words he needs to say to get out of here. Doctor says he’s been there a month and doesn’t seem any closer to coming to terms with his rage. Dave says he’s come to terms with it and likes it just the way it is. Dr. Heller says the charges were dropped because he agreed to put himself into a doctor’s care, and that he won’t release him until he sees some real progress. He needs to be sure Dave’s not a danger to himself or others. Dave says he’s never been a danger to himself “and, as far as the others are concerned, **there’s only one person who should be worried**.” Cut to Dave picking up the paper in his purple robe, looking down Wisteria Lane. . .
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> [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/desperate\_housewives/youre\_gonna\_love\_tomorrow.php?page=10](http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/desperate_housewives/youre_gonna_love_tomorrow.php?page=10)

Then, from episode 6:

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> Creepy Dave wants to show Edie something, and Edie says that if it’s a cat eating spaghetti, she’s seen it. No, it’s Dave’s professionally designed logo for band T-shirts: Blue Odyssey. It was the name of Dave’s brother’s band in college. Edie says she never knew he had a brother, and Dave tells her that his name was Steve, and he got caught up in drugs. He went to prison and was killed by a fellow inmate. The court ruled it self-defense, and the perp served out his sentence and was released. Edie is surprised she never heard it, and suggests that he talk about these things. **Dave says he has his own way of dealing with things…**
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> [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/desperate\_housewives/theres\_always\_a\_woman\_1.php?page=8](http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/desperate_housewives/theres_always_a_woman_1.php?page=8)

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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/17 "2008-11-18T21:07:47Z")

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I usually never watch TV, but I was at my mother’s house following a fishing trip. I saw a few things that bugged me; anybody else see them?

The bathroom has a lock on the _outside_ of the door. The emergency exit has a padlock clasp on it. Is this nightclub up to building code or what?

Plus, after the guy in the restroom ripped the towel dispenser off the wall to smash the window, when Psycho Guy came back later to rescue the asphyxiated guy, the towel dispenser was neatly hung on the wall again.

Psycho Guy looks like a fun character to watch, though. 😃

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/18 "2008-11-18T22:21:31Z")

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> [@Fish](#):
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> I usually never watch TV, but I was at my mother’s house following a fishing trip. I saw a few things that bugged me; anybody else see them?
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> The bathroom has a lock on the _outside_ of the door. The emergency exit has a padlock clasp on it. Is this nightclub up to building code or what?

Yeah, we noticed those too. The only way it would work is if the emergency door was converted from a regular door (because emergency doors are usually 1-way) and the padlock was added after building inspection (extremely unlikely, especially post-_Great White_ incident, but possible if the owner is a big enough paranoid asshole, and he is.) The bathroom could have been an old storage room converted into a bathroom after inspection, but again, extremely unlikely. They’re basically plot devices that we aren’t supposed to think about :).

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/19 "2008-11-18T22:34:17Z")

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> [@Fish](#):
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> The bathroom has a lock on the _outside_ of the door. The emergency exit has a padlock clasp on it. Is this nightclub up to building code or what?

It wasn’t padlocked until Porter and his mother left through the door in a huff. The owner (the wife beater) then asked a worker to lock the door. Silly because there’s obviously a front door, but that’s the reason.

The show was vaguely creepy to me because over 30 years ago in Cincinnati we had a horrific fire at the Beverly Hills Supper Club, a local night club. Hundreds of people died that night, in part because the emergency exits were locked. It was a horrible scene, one of the few times that the local news interrupted programming.

> **[Beverly Hills Supper Club fire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_Hills_Supper_Club)**
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> On the evening of May 28, 1977, a fire occurred at the Beverly Hills Supper Club in Southgate, Kentucky. With a total of 165 deaths and over 200 injuries, it is history's seventh-deadliest nightclub fire.
> The Beverly Hills Supper Club was a major attraction, less than 2.5 miles (4 km) outside Cincinnati, just across the Ohio River in Southgate, Kentucky, on US 27, near what later became its interchange with Interstate 471. The club booked its entertainers from Las Vegas, Nashville, Hollywood, ...

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2008, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-11-16/473060/20 "2008-11-18T23:38:47Z")

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> [@cmkeller](#):
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> He doesn’t want Mike to die without knowing why he’s killing him.

We missed this ep. because we were watching “Filth” on PBS, but, unless Dave said he was after Mike I’m still not convinced. Remember both Carlos and Orson have done time so maybe he’s ultimately after one of them.

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