# Desperate Housewives  4/15

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 15, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255 "2007-04-15T21:23:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/1 "2007-04-15T21:23:02Z")

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Susan considers moving (out of Wisteria Lane or farther?) ; Tom worries about Lynette and another fellow at the pizzeria; and more.

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/2 "2007-04-16T03:41:17Z")

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This episode didn’t do much for me. But the shocker at the end involving Mrs. McCluskey was a goodie!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/3 "2007-04-16T06:10:17Z")

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[QUOTE=pinkfreud]  
This episode didn’t do much for me. But the shocker at the end involving Mrs. McCluskey was a goodie!  
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Agreed. All the others were so dull this time…well, except Tom and Lynette.

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/4 "2007-04-16T11:35:14Z")

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Did ya notice how they showed all the couples being romantic at the end…except Tom and Lynette? Guess he didn’t get serviced, even after the apology to Mrs. McCluskey. This was not a great episode. The first time Mrs. McC. reached into the freezer for a popsicle, I knew what the closing scene would be. But this is the first time we’ve seen little Penny in a while, isn’t it? Nice that they’ve allowed her to grow up a bit…the little girl playing her is adorable, and her character may not be as bratty as the others.

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**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/5 "2007-04-16T12:51:00Z")

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[QUOTE=kittenblue]  
Did ya notice how they showed all the couples being romantic at the end…except Tom and Lynette? Guess he didn’t get serviced, even after the apology to Mrs. McCluskey. This was not a great episode. The first time Mrs. McC. reached into the freezer for a popsicle, I knew what the closing scene would be. But this is the first time we’ve seen little Penny in a while, isn’t it? Nice that they’ve allowed her to grow up a bit…the little girl playing her is adorable, and her character may not be as bratty as the others.  
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the divemaster took one look at the terror trio and said quietly, “death.” 😃

and somebody tell me how the hell i missed mr. M. inna damn freezer?!?! of ocurse i will have to go home tonight and load up the ep and watch it again. where was it? at the end of the show?

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/6 "2007-04-16T17:18:16Z")

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So Lynette’s running the restaurant and taking care of 5 kids kids while Tom lies there barking out orders, and now he wants a blow job. If I were Lynette, I’d service him by biting that sucker clean off and sticking in his goddamn pie!

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/7 "2007-04-16T17:52:29Z")

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[QUOTE=pinkfreud]  
This episode didn’t do much for me. But the shocker at the end involving Mrs. McCluskey was a goodie!  
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I lost the last 3 minutes (or so). Carlos & Edie got into bed and then \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? What happened?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/8 "2007-04-16T18:24:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Honey]  
So Lynette’s running the restaurant and taking care of 5 kids kids while Tom lies there barking out orders, and now he wants a blow job. If I were Lynette, I’d service him by biting that sucker clean off and sticking in his goddamn pie!  
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Not to mention the passive-aggressive whining. “Oh, I just _hate_ that I can’t help out. My inability to do so is the worst possible punishment I could endure!”

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/9 "2007-04-16T18:25:46Z")

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[QUOTE=amarinth]  
I lost the last 3 minutes (or so). Carlos & Edie got into bed and then \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? What happened?  
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Mrs. McCluskey opened her freezer, and there was a corpse in it (at least, the head). Her dead husband, I’m figuring.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/10 "2007-04-16T19:46:26Z")

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Carlos and Edie had good sex that time.

I missed what The Mayor was saying to Gabi…

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/11 "2007-04-16T20:05:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
I missed what The Mayor was saying to Gabi…  
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He apologized for not having called, asked for another chance, and told Gabi that he loves her.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/12 "2007-04-16T23:39:59Z")

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scared the cats with my “i knew it!!!” at the end.

i can’t remember what mrs. mcc. said happened to her husband… did she have him run off, just die on vacation, or some such? i remember she stated her son died in war… did dad as well?

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**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/13 "2007-04-17T02:37:22Z")

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The picture of the two McCluskey’s show him older, and the body looked like an older man, so I’m assuming he didn’t die in a war… and the freezer reveal was the last few seconds of the show, **scubaqueen**. Who or what is the terror trio?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/14 "2007-04-17T03:02:23Z")

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[QUOTE=kittenblue]  
The picture of the two McCluskey’s show him older, and the body looked like an older man, so I’m assuming he didn’t die in a war… and the freezer reveal was the last few seconds of the show, **scubaqueen**. Who or what is the terror trio?  
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Lynette’s kids!!! They are the absolute worst.

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/15 "2007-04-17T12:56:04Z")

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They’d better not write off Mrs. McCluskey because she’s one of the best characters on the show. And, for the love of pete, ANOTHER murder/dead person on Wisteria Lane?

Tom was insufferable. I hate how the writers emasculate all the men on the show. Is Lynette still working full time at the ad agency?

The Mayor should dump Gabrielle like a hot rock. She’s a manipulative, narcisstic bitch.

I really liked Susan this episode. She cut down the whining and actually stood up to Ian. And Mike is soooo dreamy.

The whole “What does ‘good in bed’ mean?” joke fell flat with me.

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**Author:** ![Lips\_Obsession](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbce88/32.png) [@Lips\_Obsession](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lips_Obsession)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/16 "2007-04-17T17:56:30Z")

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Ooops! Dupe Post!

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**Author:** ![Lips\_Obsession](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbce88/32.png) [@Lips\_Obsession](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lips_Obsession)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/17 "2007-04-17T17:57:14Z")

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[QUOTE=PunditLisa]

I really liked Susan this episode. She cut down the whining and actually stood up to Ian.  
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But they still made her a complete klutz with her driving skills… I mean…you swerve to avoid a deer and you just happen to hit a dirt ramp and jump your SUV, flip it in the air, and land upside down in a lake??? Yeah, that’s our Susan alright…

And don’t forget her setting fire to her future Mother-in-law…

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/18 "2007-04-17T18:32:20Z")

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PunditLisa:

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> I hate how the writers emasculate all the men on the show.

Mike and Carlos are still plenty manly. Tom had been emasculated pretty much from the beginning.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/19 "2007-04-17T18:39:59Z")

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[QUOTE=PunditLisa]  
Tom was insufferable. I hate how the writers emasculate all the men on the show. Is Lynette still working full time at the ad agency?  
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Nope, she’s standing by her man by becoming Business Manager at the pizza place. Hmm, Jason Geddrick, yum.

Why the hell would the mayor-to-be be \*\*in love \*\* with Gaby? Hot for her yes, but love??

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**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/desperate-housewives-4-15/400255/20 "2007-04-17T22:59:22Z")

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[QUOTE=kittenblue]  
The picture of the two McCluskey’s show him older, and the body looked like an older man, so I’m assuming he didn’t die in a war… and the freezer reveal was the last few seconds of the show, **scubaqueen**. Who or what is the terror trio?  
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the scavo brood. those are the most frightening children i think i’ve ever seen. 😃

neither the dive master nor myself are parents. we intend to keep it that way

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