# Devo 2.0? Why Disney WHY?!?!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 25, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529 "2006-01-25T07:15:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/61 "2006-01-26T06:41:57Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out. Now I desperately want to hear this. No, wait - I desperately want to see the video. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/62 "2006-01-26T06:57:54Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out. I’m with you. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/63 "2006-01-26T07:42:50Z")
LyricServer Entry: Band: Dead Kennedys 2.0 Song Title: To Pluck a Duck - Went to a party I danced all night I drank 16 Cokes And I started feeling right My hair is braided I hear a cluck I’m rolling down the stairs To pluck a duck To pluck a duck To pluck a duck To pluck, a duck I’ll pluck, I’ll pluck, I’ll pluck That duck I like your stories Love bubblegum Watching Mrs Doubtfire Sounds like loads and loads of fun But in my room Bright lights overhead I’ll do my homework With erasers and lead\* ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/64 "2006-01-26T07:45:17Z")
What’s really sad is that I think the remaining Kennedys (who are touring without Jello Biafra) might go along with that. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/65 "2006-01-26T11:17:50Z")
> [@Fern Forest](#): > > I say nay nay\* to your reading of my post. My meaning was that I didn’t care that Kidz Bop was bastardizing modern hits since I don’t like those songs regardless of how crappy they sung it but now that they’re coming after songs I like and bands I like I say to them, nay nay! See, that’s the thing. These kids _aren’t_ crappy. Sure, they’re doing something you don’t like but at least they’re _good_ at it! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/66 "2006-01-26T12:10:12Z")
The name bothers me. _2.0_ implies that this is an upgrade from the original Devo. All in all, it isn’t too far away from Abba Teens, though they had to comprise their name into A-Teens. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/67 "2006-01-26T13:01:51Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out. That’s the laugh of the day right there, Mister. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/68 "2006-01-26T14:48:32Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out. And Mister **Seven** delivers. Ah, catharsis. ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529/69 "2006-01-26T19:50:17Z")
> [@Pochacco](#): > > My kids (5 & 8) love the real Ramones. Sometimes when we’re leaving the house my wife shouts “Hey, Ho!” and both kids yell “Let’s GO!” Too cool. 🆒 One of my co-workers has a little boy who’s 8 now. When he was 3, the first song he learned the lyrics to were “Get Up, Stand Up.” Marley is still his favorite musician. Of course, that conjures the specter of Marley 2.0. What do you suppose Disney would do to _Redemption Song_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/devo-2-0-why-disney-why/341529.md?page=3)