# Dex, you are not Bill O'Reilly

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045 "2005-07-31T22:53:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/81 "2005-08-02T14:24:10Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> Failure to state that it wasn’t I is not the negation of what I didn’t say, notwithstanding to the contrary that I didn’t say it wasn’t.

Prove it!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/82 "2005-08-02T16:11:59Z")

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> [@Mr2001](#):
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> As far as “any reasonably intelligent person” goes, there are many ways to accurately describe Richard Stallman and Lawrence Lessig, but unintelligent isn’t one of them.

Fair point. I should have given more time to the “self-servingly dishonest” side of the position.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/83 "2005-08-02T21:27:45Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> I’m going in to parse this. Cover me, boys!

You are a braver soul than I.

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/84 "2005-08-03T00:23:38Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Fair point. I should have given more time to the “self-servingly dishonest” side of the position.

Or just admitted you have no idea who either of those people are.

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/85 "2005-08-04T00:06:23Z")

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[Property is theft](http://www.answers.com/proudhon). Therefore copyright enforcement is theft. This thread is closed. (Too bad I’m not a mod. 🙂 )

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/86 "2005-08-04T00:24:27Z")

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> [@Mr2001](#):
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> Or just admitted you have no idea who either of those people are.

Nope. Don’t care, either. Really, the “self servingly dishonest” thing was more about you than your pocket intellectuals.

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/87 "2005-08-04T00:34:09Z")

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> [@Measure for Measure](#):
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> [Property is theft](http://www.answers.com/proudhon). Therefore copyright enforcement is theft. This thread is closed. (Too bad I’m not a mod. 🙂 )

Why don’t Proudhonnists drink Lapsang Souchong?

Because proper tea is theft.

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**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/88 "2005-08-04T06:25:14Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Nope. Don’t care, either. Really, the “self servingly dishonest” thing was more about you than your pocket intellectuals.

Ah yes… pity it’s not accurate in either case. Better luck next time. :wally

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dex-you-are-not-bill-oreilly/315045/89 "2005-08-04T06:54:39Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> Failure to state that it wasn’t I is not the negation of what I didn’t say, notwithstanding to the contrary that I didn’t say it wasn’t.

Babelfish gives me the following:

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> Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Not helping, I’m afraid.

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