# Dexter 12.9 - Wide Open Spoilers and Theories

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 9, 2007, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377 "2007-12-09T13:22:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![AdmiralCrunch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@AdmiralCrunch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AdmiralCrunch)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/21 "2007-12-10T20:16:58Z")

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I like the way the writers have been toying with the audience for the last couple episodes. Doakes was literally screaming through the fourth wall, kill me now or set me free. The alligator was the most convenient little wink at the audience that we knew wouldn’t happen. The whole turning himself in thing, it’s just putting on screen what’s been running through our heads for the past few weeks. Now that they’ve explored all the options, we get to see what actually happens.

I can see it happening, but I’ll be a little disappointed if they pin it on Doakes because the new boss is in town and he thinks a charred body ties everything up. Lila burns down the cabin with Doakes, Lundy and LaGuerta know that Doakes is innocent, Dexter keeps killing without any suspicion, and Lila “disappears” from Miami forever.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/22 "2007-12-11T01:49:05Z")

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[QUOTE=AdmiralCrunch]  
I like the way the writers have been toying with the audience for the last couple episodes. Doakes was literally screaming through the fourth wall, kill me now or set me free. The alligator was the most convenient little wink at the audience that we knew wouldn’t happen. The whole turning himself in thing, it’s just putting on screen what’s been running through our heads for the past few weeks. Now that they’ve explored all the options, we get to see what actually happens.

I can see it happening, but I’ll be a little disappointed if they pin it on Doakes because the new boss is in town and he thinks a charred body ties everything up. Lila burns down the cabin with Doakes, Lundy and LaGuerta know that Doakes is innocent, Dexter keeps killing without any suspicion, and Lila “disappears” from Miami forever.  
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Maybe that’s how NEXT season ends. I’m thinking this season will end with a huge cliffhanger, incidently pissing us all off.

Maybe almoast everybody will go missing – Doakes, Lila, the kids, Deb… Deb has certainly made herself into a target for Lila, and one she has to deal with sooner rather than later.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/23 "2007-12-11T02:00:00Z")

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I picture Lila killing Doakes because she thinks it will bind Dexter to her. Then, he will HAVE to kill her, esp. if she does something to Rita and/or the kids. But it seems that having Lila get rid of Doakes is the only way that situation can be resolved for Dex in a way that does not incriminate him or cause him to violate his code.

I liked Deb for the first time ever in this ep, that was a major bonus.

BTW, I agree with many, if not all, of AuntiePam’s issues with the last ep.

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/24 "2007-12-11T03:31:55Z")

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[QUOTE=AuntiePam]  
**Here be nitpicking!** …  
Didn’t believe Rita would accept the gift of an SUV from Dexter, after all her talk about taking it slow…  
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\*[nitpick] \* It’s a van, not a SUV _[/nitpick]_😃

I just watched the episode, and my thought was that Dex was going to somehow get Doakes to kill him, thus making it more likely the frame would stick.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/25 "2007-12-11T21:07:13Z")

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[QUOTE=5que]  
\*[nitpick] \* It’s a van, not a SUV _[/nitpick]_😃

I just watched the episode, and my thought was that Dex was going to somehow get Doakes to kill him, thus making it more likely the frame would stick.  
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Yeah, but we still got that pesky third season to worry about here. No Dexter, No Show.

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**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/26 "2007-12-11T22:45:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Joey P]  
Yeah, but we still got that pesky third season to worry about here. No Dexter, No Show.  
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They could change the name to _Doakester_. I can see the credits now…alarm clock goes off, he shoots it with his service revolver. Shaves his head aggressively. Eats a protein bar, menacingly. Gets dressed, rolls up his sleeves to show his angry biceps. As he leaves his apartment, he gives us a wink and a finger gun. Niiiice.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/27 "2007-12-11T23:13:27Z")

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Nah - it’ll change to \*Debster \* - she gets up, cusses, smokes a cig, cusses some more - walks out, flips us off.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/28 "2007-12-11T23:51:45Z")

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Lundyster, alarm goes off, choose to walk around without a blanket…

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**Author:** ![Yag\_Rannavach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/858c86/32.png) [@Yag\_Rannavach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yag_Rannavach)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/29 "2007-12-11T23:55:24Z")

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**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/30 "2007-12-12T00:26:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Revtim]  
FYI, the finale has leaked onto the internet. Of course, further details of where how it may be obtained are forbidden subjects on this board, as they deal with violating US copyright law.

I just wanted to rub it in that I’ve seen the finale, and you haven’t.

[Nelson]Ha ha![/Nelson]  
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I have too. A certain someone I know is a fan of the illegal television downloading. And no it’s not actually me, I don’t know how that crap works or where to find it. I watched six episodes straight on Saturday, and went to the fridge for a beer by the last one. Needed it.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/31 "2007-12-12T06:11:20Z")

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[QUOTE=AuntiePam]  
And in what universe does the doctor make that kind of a phone call? They have other staff for that. Isn’t it usually the doctor’s nurse or someone from Admitting?  
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This must be the same universe as the one \*House \* – where the doctors routinely run tests that normally would be delegated – is in.

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**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-12-9-wide-open-spoilers-and-theories/429377/32 "2007-12-12T17:58:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Joey P]  
Yeah, but we still got that pesky third season to worry about here. No Dexter, No Show.  
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Well, I didn’t think he’d actually **do** it!

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