# Dexter S05 E06 - "Everything is Illumenated"

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 1, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054 "2010-11-01T04:51:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/21 "2010-11-02T05:06:45Z")

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According to [this](http://www.servinghistory.com/topics/luminol) Luminol only glows for 30 seconds, so it’s realistic that the rest of the team didn’t see anything.

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**Author:** ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/22 "2010-11-02T10:17:55Z")

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> [@BlackKnight](#):
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> I’ve been thinking that maybe Dexter gets a little extra income stealing money from his victims. He’s too smart to use their credit cards, of course, but surely they have a few bucks in their wallets / purses. And if he searches their homes (as he often does) before the kill, he probably knows if they have a stash of cash somewhere. He isn’t going to get rich that way, and the money obviously isn’t his motivation, but it could help defray the cost of bulk purchases of Saran-Wrap.

I suppose it would make sense to maybe set up an anonymous bank account for each victim and transfer money into it. Or maybe Paypal accounts. I mean if the bodies are never found then the police might think they just skipped town, especially if they transfer a few thousand right as they go missing.

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/23 "2010-11-02T11:21:09Z")

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> [@Kaio](#):
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> Well, Masuka’s theory may well fall apart before it’s over. Note that they made a point of saying that no one should touch the hose nozzle.

He wasn’t saying that because he wanted to screen for fingerprints. You got that, right?

😉

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**Author:** ![Kaio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c68b51/32.png) [@Kaio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaio)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/24 "2010-11-02T19:45:04Z")

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> [@PunditLisa](#):
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> He wasn’t saying that because he wanted to screen for fingerprints. You got that, right?
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> 😉

Well, hey… I figured that Masuka would still be thorough and dust for fingerprints _in addition_ to swabbing for _ahem_ bodily fluids and/or lube. 😛

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/25 "2010-11-02T23:50:16Z")

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“Don’t touch that nozzle, you DO know where it’s been!” 😛

of course it really hadn’t been there, but it’s still a funny thing to think, in a Vince sorta way.

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**Author:** ![Skeletron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Skeletron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeletron)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/26 "2010-11-03T00:13:13Z")

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…when he snapped that guys neck? I replayed it like 9 times and can’t understand him at all. :mad:

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**Author:** ![drillrod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@drillrod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drillrod)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/27 "2010-11-03T01:29:04Z")

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I think he said “Bye Bye” as an echo of Harrison’s new words.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/28 "2010-11-03T01:33:17Z")

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He said “finally” - meaning that at some point he began to suspect that Lumen was correct and needed the guy to do something so he could finish the job.

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**Author:** ![Silent\_Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Silent\_Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silent_Kal)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/29 "2010-11-03T02:04:05Z")

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Wasn’t it “die die”?

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/30 "2010-11-03T11:44:34Z")

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> [@Silent\_Kal](#):
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> Wasn’t it “die die”?

That’s what I heard. Which was a repeat of Harrison’s first words.

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**Author:** ![fjs1fs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9e8a1a/32.png) [@fjs1fs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fjs1fs)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/31 "2010-11-03T19:09:39Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Yeah, this season is much more plot holey than seasons past. The idea of buying Masuka’s (funny) story for real is just silly - they dismissed their expert after a 2 minute glance over a very weird situation with trails of blood everywhere. The resolution didn’t make sense.
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> Plus, having the guy call his friend to say “THE BITCH IS STILL ALIVE!” instead of calling the police to say OMG WTF HELP ME SIRS was beyond believability.

Because gang-rapists don’t call the cops!

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/32 "2010-11-03T19:17:12Z")

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The best scenes in this episode (next to Masuko’s pantomime) were Dexter looking back and forth from Lumen to the dentist, trying to decide whom to believe. The kicker should have been “What’s a dentist, married with children, doing hanging out in a bar picking up chicks?”. But it took the phone call to convince him.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/33 "2010-11-04T00:48:26Z")

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> [@TPWombat](#):
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> That’s what I heard. Which was a repeat of Harrison’s first words.

Just re-watched the scene - it was most definitely not “die die” or “finally” - it was three words, best I can figure is " time to leave " -

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dexter-s05-e06-everything-is-illumenated/559054/34 "2010-11-04T00:56:07Z")

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I heard it as “Not tonight!” in reply to his threat that Lumen’s going to get her comeuppance.

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