# DFW Dopers: Aug 12, 19, 26? The answer to all your burning questions... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690 "2000-08-09T12:36:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/21 "2000-08-10T17:08:10Z")
Put me down as a possibility for the 19th! ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/22 "2000-08-10T21:03:48Z")
Zyada! What are you doing here at my office? What have you got there behind your back? Cement blocks and a large sack?!? What are those fo… **HELP!** :::muffled sounds::: ---
**Author:** ![FarrisGoldstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f17d59/32.png) [@FarrisGoldstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarrisGoldstein)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/23 "2000-08-10T21:17:17Z")
Hell, I’ll be at all of them except the 12th. But I might be bitter about missing Karaoke. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![David](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@David](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/24 "2000-08-10T23:46:02Z")
Is someone going to get there early and get a table? Is there a name for our group? ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/25 "2000-08-10T23:48:55Z")
Aglarond, I have the pictures - both of them. I guess I could get them scanned in. Then if someone wants to post them, I could email them or something… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/26 "2000-08-10T23:59:45Z")
Zyada usually stakes out a table in the name of the Adam’s Family. She’s real busy disposing of the other women that were going to show up, but she may check-in here in a little while. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/27 "2000-08-11T02:29:07Z")
I will definitely be getting reservations under the name of Adams, and bringing the sign. We won’t be hard to miss, a group of 12 is a pretty big table. Irishman - email the pics to me & I’ll post them. JimB - me? I have absolutely nothing to do with Grace’s disappearance. Rumors that a short blonde goddess was seen in her office building today are just that - rumors. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/28 "2000-08-11T03:24:24Z")
You better not have done Grace in already. If so, someone had better warn Falcon that she’s not likely to make to the restaurant. If anyone has a problem finding the right table, ask for the Adams Family instead of the Adams party. They seem to know who you are talking about that way. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/29 "2000-08-11T11:29:45Z")
I’m sure Grace is just fine. Aren’t you, Grace? :mumble, mumble, mumble: See? ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/30 "2000-08-11T14:22:13Z")
I got into a car accident yesterday and my car is undrivable. I’m ok, so was the other guy but I’ve got to go look at new cars tonight and tommorow so I cant make it. Life’s a bitch eh? -SS:( ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/31 "2000-08-11T17:06:01Z")
Just because I’ve got Grace tied up in my closet is no reason to wreck SkySlash’s car and make him miss the party! ---
**Author:** ![David](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@David](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/32 "2000-08-11T21:19:57Z")
Zyada, If you have Grace tied up in your closet maybe we should skip the restaurant and just go to your house. Seriously, I’ll see y’all tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/33 "2000-08-11T22:06:14Z")
Oh, no you don’t, Zyada. You won’t get anyone to believe that I would resort to the same evil ways as you. And besides, with the way you are removing women from the get togethers, how else can I get the male-to-female ratio anywhere close except… Now I’m not saying I did that to Sky. So, don’t think that I did that. I’m just saying that the ratio is way out of balance and something had to be done. But, not wrecking Sky car, something else. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/34 "2000-08-12T00:29:35Z")
Nah, I’m safe…Zyada can’t get rid of ME!!! I’ve got protection. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/35 "2000-08-12T03:14:48Z")
She will be there!! She has even promised to wear a low cut blouse. I’m sure it has something to do with the boob shots and not the sunburned chest like she’s claiming. Chef, are you still up for meeting us somewhere and driving to Goldfingers together? Let me know. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/36 "2000-08-12T04:44:18Z")
falcon, email me. ---
**Author:** ![beakerxf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@beakerxf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beakerxf)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/37 "2000-08-12T17:43:15Z")
Bump I’ll be there on the 123th. In fact, I just printed out the maps and am on my way out of town ---
**Author:** ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690/38 "2000-08-12T18:16:59Z")
leaving shortly…stopping off at the outlet mall in hillsboro on the way up… I’ve got the map, and should be there around 6 or so… later. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-aug-12-19-26-the-answer-to-all-your-burning-questions/28690.md?page=1)