# DFW Dopers - company's coming! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666 "2000-10-27T22:02:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/81 "2000-11-01T16:10:04Z")
I wont be able to make it to this one…I’ll be in love that day. -SS ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/82 "2000-11-01T16:11:58Z")
Chef, she never seems to want to make out with me when you’re around either. But, now, over at Hawkwood, that was a different story. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/83 "2000-11-01T17:03:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkySlash \* > **I wont be able to make it to this one…I’ll be in love that day.** Excuse me while I vomit. So, get any yet? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/84 "2000-11-01T17:04:56Z")
That depends Ag… Does complete and total emotional security and comfort count as getting some? If so…then yeah! Lots 😃 -SS ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/85 "2000-11-01T17:38:16Z")
Ewwww…SkySlash, give us a call when you disembark from the good ship Lollipop… you won’t be good company for us cynical, post-modern hipsters as long as you’re all mushy like that. (alternative - you could bring her along! We promise not to bring up the whole “SkySlash - gay or queer?” topic.) ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/86 "2000-11-01T17:42:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*We promise not to bring up the whole “SkySlash - gay or queer?” topic.) \*\* Who’s this ‘We’ you speak of. I didn’t agree to that. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/87 "2000-11-01T19:40:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aglarond \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > > \*\*We promise not to bring up the whole “SkySlash - gay or queer?” topic.) \*\* > > Who’s this ‘We’ you speak of? I didn’t agree to that. \*\* That would be me and my other personalities. (I just hope I can coax the Cajun one to the forefront while I’m cooking that day.) Sorry you felt you were being co-opted into a promise of discreet behavior, Ag… I didn’t mean to get your goat. If you know what I mean and I think you do. (Oh, and I took the liberty of correcting your “question that ends like a sentence” above by replacing the incorrect period with a question mark. Now nobody has to know about the mistake you made.) ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/88 "2000-11-01T19:46:31Z")
I don’t see no question mark. Ha! I laugh at your puny editing attempt. Why don’t you do a Justin Wilson routine while cooking? I’ve got a bunch of jokes you can use. Also, the goat left me. I’m completely single right now. I hoping Grace will keep me up to date on the latest goat escapes. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/89 "2000-11-01T19:47:35Z")
OK. Now I see the question mark. I still laugh at you, though. Stupid question mark. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/90 "2000-11-01T20:19:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aglarond \* > \*\*I hoping Grace will keep me up to date on the latest goat escapes. \*\* I have my radio tuned to KSCS (96.3). I think the country station is the best source for single goats. I’ll keep listening for information about your next girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/91 "2000-11-01T20:36:55Z")
I’m listening to Limbaugh right now. He normally doesn’t mention goats. I’m wondering if maybe I shouldn’t e-mail him and ask if he’ll include a ‘Goat Watch’ segment on his show? Can’t hurt to ask, right? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/92 "2000-11-02T00:10:12Z")
I wasn’t planning on being in town that weekend, but for home-cooked Creole, I’ll rearrange my calender! I’ll bring the Sam Adams Special Stout and Bass Ale for some Black an’ Tan. _ **ExTank** “Mostly Harmless :p”_ ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/93 "2000-11-02T00:29:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ExTank \* > \*_“Mostly Harmless :p”_ \*\* I hadn’t made the HGTTG and 😛 connection before. That’s freaky. Time to go. Hockey’s on. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/94 "2000-11-02T00:32:19Z")
Never mind. Game’s not on for another hour. Somebody scrwed up the cable guide. Stupid cable guide. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/95 "2000-11-02T02:30:32Z")
Chef Troy said: > [@](#): > > I might be persuaded to make a crawfish pie, though. they’re really good, and I have a reliable source of crawfish meat. Mmmmm, mud bugs! ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/96 "2000-11-02T02:40:39Z")
Bob - do not use the term “bug” in conjunction with food. ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/97 "2000-11-02T13:28:43Z")
Hey Ag - is it Shiner Bock that goes through hundreds of Czechs every day? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/98 "2000-11-02T14:42:06Z")
And if they get too rowdy afterwards, is the doorguard at the bar bouncing Czechs all over the place? ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/99 "2000-11-02T14:43:44Z")
And one of them’s a midget, and he’s afraid of being hurt by the bouncer, so he goes from table to table saying, “I need a place to hide! Can you cache a small Czech?” ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-companys-coming/38666/100 "2000-11-02T15:56:45Z")
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