# DFW Dopers go to the fair and Palmyra has a birthday.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848 "2000-10-22T02:51:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/81 "2000-10-23T03:52:22Z")

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I see SkySlash is moving in on palmyra, now that Ag is giving up.

Jim

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/82 "2000-10-23T03:53:03Z")

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He’ll be back.

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/83 "2000-10-23T03:54:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Grace \*  
> \*\*He’ll be back. \*\*

No I won’t.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/84 "2000-10-23T03:57:01Z")

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By the way, Grace I never went back to the dermatologist to ask about the ichy butt syndrome. I may just call him up to ask about that.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/85 "2000-10-23T03:57:01Z")

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And, for the record, I didn’t hit refresh one more time. I hit it twice. I am, therefore, not a liar.

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/86 "2000-10-23T03:57:06Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Aglarond \*  
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> No I won’t. \*\*

Yes you will…

-SS 😃

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/87 "2000-10-23T03:58:11Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by SkySlash \*  
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> Yes you will…
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> -SS 😃 \*\*

No I won’t.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/88 "2000-10-23T03:58:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JimB \*  
> \*\*By the way, Grace I never went back to the dermatologist to ask about the ichy butt syndrome. I may just call him up to ask about that.
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> Jim \*\*

Oh please do. That way we’ll know how to treat Ag’s little problem. Not that I was looking at the size of his tush.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/89 "2000-10-23T03:59:46Z")

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Okay maybe I did once or twice.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/90 "2000-10-23T03:59:56Z")

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Oh, I bet you were studying it pretty good.

Jim

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/91 "2000-10-23T04:00:06Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Aglarond \*  
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> No I won’t. \*\*

Yes you will…infinity!

-SS 😛

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/92 "2000-10-23T04:00:22Z")

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I count 13 simulposts. 3 in the same minute.

Palmyra has gone to a movie. She will be back later.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/93 "2000-10-23T04:01:19Z")

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But, what about his broken nose. I don’t know about that.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/94 "2000-10-23T04:01:39Z")

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I was told by one of my old friends that I didn’t have an ass, I had a hole in my back. I never did recover from that. Especially since I’m actually in bed right now and not typing this post.

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/95 "2000-10-23T04:02:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JimB \*  
> \*\*But, what about his broken nose. I don’t know about that.
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> Jim \*\*

Not important. 😃

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/96 "2000-10-23T04:03:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aglarond \*  
> **I was told by one of my old friends that I didn’t have an ass, I had a hole in my back.**

ROFLMAO!!

Muahahhaha!

-SS :eek:

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/97 "2000-10-23T04:04:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Aglarond \*  
> \*\*I was told by one of my old friends that I didn’t have an ass, I had a hole in my back. I never did recover from that. Especially since I’m actually in bed right now and not typing this post. \*\*

Bwahahahhaha!!

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/98 "2000-10-23T04:07:20Z")

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Thanks guys. Kick me while I’m down.

Wait a minute. Didn’t we decide that was the best time to kick someone? Nevermind.

I am for really really real going to bed now. I have to be up at 6, and I hac\ve a feeling it’s really going to suck waking up.

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/99 "2000-10-23T04:07:44Z")

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Hmmm…Palmyra’s at a movie eh?

_takes notes_

Is it still a dopefest if its just two dopers?

_wheels begin turning_

-SS 😉

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/100 "2000-10-23T04:07:50Z")

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14th simulpost.

SS, I don’t think you want to be sitting next to Palmyra right now or an hour or so earlier. She was having trouble with manual placement.

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