# DFW Dopers go to the fair and Palmyra has a birthday.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848 "2000-10-22T02:51:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/101 "2000-10-23T04:07:52Z")

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I’m glad you are finally in bed, so we can talk about you.

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/102 "2000-10-23T04:09:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*She was having trouble with manual placement. \*\*

I don’t follow?

-SS

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/103 "2000-10-23T04:11:23Z")

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I didn’t get that either.

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/104 "2000-10-23T04:11:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Aglarond \*  
> \*\*Thanks guys. Kick me while I’m down.
> 
> Wait a minute. Didn’t we decide that was the best time to kick someone? Nevermind.
> 
> I am for really really real going to bed now. I have to be up at 6, and I hac\ve a feeling it’s really going to suck waking up. \*\*

When you got friends like these…who needs friends? 😉

I do that every week day…living in Burleson and driving to work in Grand Prairie does that to ya ☹

-SS

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/105 "2000-10-23T04:12:58Z")

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16th simulpost . . . I give up counting.

She was having trouble typing.

Maybe there’s a reason she went to the movies . . .

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/106 "2000-10-23T04:13:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JimB \*  
> \*\*I’m glad you are finally in bed, so we can talk about you. \*\*

He broke his nose while…

Hey, wait a minute. Maybe I shouldn’t be telling you this. This came up at the fair and you should’ve gone if you wanted the goods on Aglarond. Yep, I think I’ll keep this my little secret for a little while longer. I am open to a little bribery though.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/107 "2000-10-23T04:15:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Grace \*  
> \*\*I am open to a little bribery though. \*\*

I’ll tell you what the problem was with Palmyra and the keyboard . . .

But why on earth would you care?

Also it’s not really mine to tell . . .

Forget I said anything about it.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/108 "2000-10-23T04:15:53Z")

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Grace, you like choclate?

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/109 "2000-10-23T04:19:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by JimB \*  
> \*\*Grace, you like chocolate? \*\*

Now you’re speaking my language, my friend.

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/110 "2000-10-23T04:19:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*I’ll tell you what the problem was with Palmyra and the keyboard . . .
> 
> But why on earth would you care?
> 
> Also it’s not really mine to tell . . .
> 
> Forget I said anything about it. \*\*

Ooooh there’s a story in there, I know it!!!

_listens intently_

-SS 😃

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/111 "2000-10-23T04:20:58Z")

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iampunha, I think you got off on the wrong track. Grace was answering me about Aglarond’s broken nose.

Jim

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/112 "2000-10-23T04:22:58Z")

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I thought so, Grace. Now just what do you like?

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/113 "2000-10-23T04:23:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SkySlash \*  
> \*\*Ooooh there’s a story in there, I know it!!!
> 
> _listens intently_
> 
> -SS 😃 \*\*

Huh-uh. This is Palmyra’s to tell . . . I just wanted to see if Grace would spill.

But I have it on good authority that at least one female at the dopefest thought you were cute, SS.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/114 "2000-10-23T04:25:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by JimB \*  
> \*\*iampunha, I think you got off on the wrong track. Grace was answering me about Aglarond’s broken nose.
> 
> Jim \*\*

I know, but I figured maybe grace’d be interested in that as well. Can’t hurt to offer bait.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/115 "2000-10-23T04:26:48Z")

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That was no hint. I’m sure all the Dallas females thought he was cute.

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/116 "2000-10-23T04:28:37Z")

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Only one? ☹

Thats devestating…

j/k

I got slammed with a killer insult that I took as a compliment later that night by a woman at a party I attended. Were all talking right, myself a guy and three women…I make some comment about one of the girls hair and turn on my heels and walk off…she makes a mumbled comment to her friend…but I overhear it!

Girl to friend: I really hate that guy…he’s cute and he knows it and he just uses it to make women weak!

Friend: Yeah, hes a real jerk…

Me: Big ear to ear stupid faced shit eater grin!

You had to be there I guess…

Ok I’m shutting up now!

-SS 😃

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/117 "2000-10-23T04:29:54Z")

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Well, the girls there are right. There are probably several male dopers who think yer cute as well.

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/118 "2000-10-23T04:31:31Z")

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Thats funny you mention that because Esprix’s name came up in our conversation…

-SS 😛

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/119 "2000-10-23T04:34:32Z")

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This is really turning into a soap opera now.

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-go-to-the-fair-and-palmyra-has-a-birthday/37848/120 "2000-10-23T04:37:09Z")

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Stay tuned to see if Exprix will get his man.

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