# DFW Dopers - rjk's coming... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477 "2001-04-02T12:40:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/61 "2001-05-03T13:48:55Z")
Zyada - are you sure she’d STAY in the trunk while you and RJK get re-acquainted? _puts on some 70s porno soundtrack music_ dowm d-d-dowm dowm wicky wicky wicky pow dowm d-d-dowm dowm wicky wicky wicky pow dowm d-d-dowm dowm wicky wicky wicky pow (Zyada) Oh, yes. Ride. Me. You. Big. Stud. (rjk) Aw, yeeeeah. Get ready for a lil’ sumpin’sumpin… dowm d-d-dowm dowm wicky wicky wicky pow dowm d-d-dowm dowm wicky wicky wicky pow dowm d-d-dowm dowm wicky wicky wicky pow SFX: loudly creaking trunk lid. (Scotticher) Hey you two, is it hot in here, or is it just…US? SFX: ripping cloth as Scotticher tears her clothes off. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/62 "2001-05-03T14:31:24Z")
**Grace wrote: Of course, you realize that the newest member to the DFW family has to buy at least one round of drinks. Your other choice for hazing is the naked lambada.** Gee, **Grace** , do you **REALLY** want to see me dance the Lambada naked? 😃 **Zyada wrote: So, watcha slummin’ in Dallas for?** To see all you wonderful people, of course! 😃 I have a few friends in the Dallas area I’ve not seen in a while, the bike is running well. I finally got the valves adjusted and the cam cover gasket replaced and the weather is nice enough for a trip. I love the feel of the wind in my hair, the roar of the engine, the open road. But I do really hate spending 3 hours untangling my hair after letting the wind whip it around after several hours on the bike. 😃 **JimB wrote: I’ve added you to the DFW Family out-of-towners list. that should keep you informed of any of our gatherings.** Cool, now I just have to figure out which motel I’ll be in and how to get to the restuarant. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/63 "2001-05-03T19:15:35Z")
Cheffie, let me guess - you’re in the closet with the camera. Ag - if you are still having problems and don’t get to ATMB, check this thread out: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69647](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69647) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/64 "2001-05-03T23:46:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > \*\*Scotti - are you sure you want to be stuck in the trunk while rjk and I get “re-acquainted”? \*\* Well, **Zyada…** I was sort of hoping you would slow down long enough to throw me out of the car in front of **Grace’s** house. On the other hand, I understand that it has been awhile since you two were in the same physical space, and I don’t want to slow you down. So I guess I will just have to hope I can make it to the NEXT Texas DopeFest. Rats…I always miss ALL the fun! 🙂 Have magic, you two! You are both wonderful, and you deserve each other! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/65 "2001-05-03T23:59:41Z")
**Scotti** , I live right by the airport. **Z** could drop you off over here at my place and it would hardly slow her and **rjk** down at all. And after a couple of days, I could run you up to **Grace** ’s house. Or, better yet, Grace could come down here and uh, visit with us. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/66 "2001-05-04T00:29:08Z")
Hmmmm… Unfortunately, **Grace** is happily married and I am sort of “shy.” (Or a prude, but I like “shy” better) But, thanks for the offer. I think I am just going to have to start saving my pennies for a ticket to Texas for the NEXT DopeFest. Too bad I won’t be able to bring my portable hot tub on the plane. Now, my vanilla massage oil, I might find room for! 🙂 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/67 "2001-05-04T03:55:47Z")
Damn, Scotti, if only you’d let me know a little earlier, I could have brought the _big_ suitcase. Then at least you’d be comfortable in the trunk while we ignore you for a while. We keep missing each other - oh well, maybe it’s fate. * * * Bob in Texas ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/68 "2001-05-04T13:41:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > \*\*Cheffie, let me guess - you’re in the closet with the camera. > \*\* Z, I thought you knew… I’m not in the closet anymore. \ [sub]hey, just because I’m not straight doesn’t mean I can’t make use of a stellar straight line like that.[/sub] But if you need someone to run the camera (essential for pans and zooms… otherwise the resulting video lacks flair), I’ll be happy to volunteer. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/69 "2001-05-05T14:08:51Z")
See y’all tonight. Jim ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/70 "2001-05-05T14:31:45Z")
Hey \*\*Scotti[/], you let me know when you’re ready to come down to Dallas. You can save some extra pennies by staying with me. Of course, we’ll end up staying up all night doing those things that women do. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/71 "2001-05-05T14:37:58Z")
Oops! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/72 "2001-05-05T14:50:39Z")
Of course, she could save some pennies by staying with me and we could stay up all night doing those things that _men_ and women do. Jim ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/73 "2001-05-05T15:06:05Z")
Argue? ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/74 "2001-05-05T16:06:30Z")
It looks like we’ve got 9 definites and 4 or 5 maybes - does anyone want to make reservations for Adams later this afternoon? Bob and I will probably be out all day, so we won’t be able to. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/75 "2001-05-05T16:19:26Z")
**Zy** , they don’t take reservations, but Chef, and posibly me, are going to go early to make sure we get a place. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/76 "2001-05-05T19:26:45Z")
The Sign is coming. It’s leaving Houston now, traveling by beatlemobile. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/77 "2001-05-05T20:03:43Z")
Hello, my name is Scotti, and I am sad. Once again, I am missing a Dallas DopeFest. I am trying to take it one day at a time, like you all say, but really. Once again I am sitting here in WA, while you all make merry. Well, just you wait. One of these days, I am going to hop on a plane and visit **Grace.** And then? Well…well…I can’t think of anything amusing to say, but JUST YOU WAIT! 🙂 Have bunches of fun, and drink a toast for me! Much Love to ALL! Cheri ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477/78 "2001-05-05T20:32:58Z")
I have a request to make. I know some of you tape “Will & Grace.” Grace, f’rinstance. I had to tape something else and wasn’t able to tape OR watch W&G this week. Would someone pretty please bring me a tape of this week’s episode? If you still have it? There’s a shoulder massage in it for ya. Or if the thought of receiving pleasure from the touch of a bi guy makes you uncomfortable, I’ll trade you for a blank tape or something. Help! I need some witty gay banter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dfw-dopers-rjks-coming/60477.md?page=3)