# DHS's new Luxury Jets
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 23, 2025, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216 "2025-10-23T12:27:28Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/1 "2025-10-23T12:27:28Z")
Somehow it follows that, if it’s imperative that Kristi Gnome have a new party plane, then it has to be a top-of-the-line Gulfstream G700. Two of them, to be precise. For her and her burly entourage.
There should be a fleet of government jets for these people, ready to go. Call ahead, and one would be ready to go.
I guess you really can’t blame this criminal regime for getting it while they can.
[Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem defends $170M purchase of Gulfstream jets](https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/5563747-kristi-noem-gulfstream-jets-dhs/)
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/2 "2025-10-23T12:30:27Z")
Did you mean DHS?
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/3 "2025-10-23T12:32:50Z")
Fixed it. Thanks.
DHL also sucks.
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### Author:  [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/4 "2025-10-23T13:47:49Z")
I think Noem should have to sit in coach like the rest of us. I wrote her an email this morning, one that’s just not so fierce to draw cops to my door.
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/5 "2025-10-23T23:02:58Z")
> [@Eric1](#):
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> I think Noem should have to sit in coach like the rest of us.
Have her in cargo in a pet carrier.
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### Author:  [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/6 "2025-10-23T23:05:59Z")
This entire gang is truly a regime of criminals and utterly reprehensible people. Every single one of them. But who else would be a Trump loyalist?
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### Author:  [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/7 "2025-10-23T23:06:49Z")
With all the checked guns just out of her reach.
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### Author:  [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dhss-new-luxury-jets/1024216/8 "2025-10-23T23:07:16Z")
I was going to say, any other animals in cargo should be armed for their own safety from her.