# Diagnose me over the internet! (Medical knowledge optional.)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diagnose-me-over-the-internet-medical-knowledge-optional/470619>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diagnose-me-over-the-internet-medical-knowledge-optional/470619 "2008-11-01T19:35:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diagnose-me-over-the-internet-medical-knowledge-optional/470619/41 "2008-11-04T20:21:46Z")

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You’re really bored, such that you’ve been drumming your fingers obseesively on the desk for hours, without even noticing it.

> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> … Janeway lesions …

Caused by kinoplasmic radiation from the inversion nebula. Activate the Emergency Medical Hologram!

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