Diagnose this odd mental quirk

But none of those are green.

Ain’t the brain speshul!

When I think of certain people I always have a color associated with them. The Li’l-wrekkers will always be pink. Which is true for most any girl being born, I suppose.

As far as things there are just so many. I just go with it.

Are there any green objects near by your cane at the door?

Hmmm, did you ever get your knuckles whacked by a nun with a green yardstick?