# Diamonds, Booze, and a Cruise MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 30, 2012, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178 "2012-01-30T10:33:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/161 "2012-02-03T17:11:43Z")

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Hope the wife is better soon **CatDude**.

Sorry to hear about the issues with MIL **ruble**. I’ll keep her in my thoughts and prayers.

I’d cavort, but I’m afraid I’d pull or break some useful body part. 😃

Da cave is defilthyfied. YAY!!! OYKW will be here around one. He’s takin’ off this afternoon and Monday. YAY!!!

I shall warm up some leftovers from last night for **N.O.L.** when he gets here. Dindin tonight shall then be forage the fridge. Always a good time!

I think I’ll shower now. I wanna smell purty for OYKW. 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/162 "2012-02-03T17:22:16Z")

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> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#):
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> Prancing: OK  
> Cavorting: Not OK

Excuse me? What is this, some _commie gulag_? No cavorting? I beg to differ… 😛  
\*\*  
{{{Kopek and fambly}}\*\* - yeah, sometimes being a responsible adult really stinks.

Speaking of which, I’m trying to do my taxes. My sucky mortgage company hasn’t sent us the form 1098 - they say get it from on line. Except, yet again, my account comes up as unauthenticated or some such crap. Calling them get endless recordings. I slogged thru to request that they mail me the 1098, and the robo-phone cut me off. Suddenly Bank of America doesn’t look so sucky. grrrrrrr

On the other hand, so far, it’s looking like we’ll get some money back, since they withheld so much from my incentive pay. So there’s that. As soon as I get that stoopit form, I can finish.

I need lunch. Off to forage.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/163 "2012-02-03T17:26:12Z")

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> [@congodwarf](#):
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> I’m wondering, if the skin on each section of clementine helps to keep the juice in, wouldn’t it also help to keep the vodka (or whatever) out?

That’s what I’m thinking too. We’ll see what happens.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/164 "2012-02-03T19:31:15Z")

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Well, I’ve given up on the taxes, but I’ve done 3 loads of laundry and I’ve got a fire going since it’s chilly in here. Thus I haven’t been a total slug. One basket is folded, the other awaits. I’ll get to it…

I should run the vacuum. I really should. Eventually…

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/165 "2012-02-03T19:47:02Z")

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I am starting to actually understand the naming of chemical compounds. Now I just need to figure out Isotopic abundances and I can move on to the stuff we covered in class this week! WooHoo!  
I think I’m gonna start a fire too because it’s a tad chilly in here. But, the wood is all outside and I really don’t feel like bringing any in.

One of my friends told me about [notesplus](http://notesplusapp.com/) last night at dinner. Now I desperately want an iPad so I don’t have to carry damn notebooks all the damn time. They get very heavy! I highly doubt I can convince Sweetie to buy me one and my mom is gonna give hers to my stepdad if and when the iPad 3 comes out. Phooey. I went all this time without wanting to jump on the iPad bandwagon and now that I am ready to leap, I have no money. ☹

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/166 "2012-02-03T19:59:34Z")

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Howdy from da cave! We have \*\*N.O.L.\*\*ed and ummm… other stuff. 😉 OYKW is takin’ a nappy poo. I have gin chillin’ in da freezer for martinis later. **doggio** would be so proud! I went to the sto’ and got a box of these appetizer thingys that I’ll pop in the oven when we’re ready. We’ll have martinis andhorsedovers like grown up couth and sophisticated adults. We be suave! 😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/167 "2012-02-03T22:43:05Z")

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Meatloaf, N.O.T.-n-onions, cabbage. Yum yum! Maybe even some ice cream for dessert! 😃

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/168 "2012-02-03T22:53:40Z")

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> [@congodwarf](#):
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> One of my friends told me about [notesplus](http://notesplusapp.com/) last night at dinner. Now I desperately want an iPad so I don’t have to carry damn notebooks all the damn time. They get very heavy! I highly doubt I can convince Sweetie to buy me one and my mom is gonna give hers to my stepdad if and when the iPad 3 comes out. Phooey. I went all this time without wanting to jump on the iPad bandwagon and now that I am ready to leap, I have no money. ☹

That’s funny. I was just telling my parents last night that once I graduate I’d like to get an iPad because there are so many uses in Special Ed classrooms. But up to this point I’ve had no desire whatsoever to join the Apple clan.

My evening plans fell through and I am completely bummed. ☹ Now I’m just trying to talk myself to into working on homework.

ETA: {{{ **kopek and family** }}}

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/169 "2012-02-03T22:55:11Z")

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Oh I forgot to say: Mazel Tov on the new gig **Swampy**!Got the house picked up, did dishes, etc. now a few moments rest before I get supper going.

Stroganov & Salad at casa Janis accompanied by homemade lemonade. Yum!

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/170 "2012-02-04T00:29:04Z")

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Ogbligatroy smei-durknne psot. 😃

Three martinis and some horsedovers make a good dindin.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/171 "2012-02-04T04:08:05Z")

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I, on the other hand, am not drunk. It’s a good thing because I just finished one of my papers and turned it in.

Off to bed.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/172 "2012-02-04T04:20:47Z")

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I am not drunk either. I just finished sending lists for the Valentine exchange.

Nephew and friend are here (along with my brother). 13-year-old boys are amusing. We’re all going to Michigan tomorrow because we have basketball tickets for Sunday. Major vacation! 😃

Am doing laundry and figuring out what I’m packing.

Wooooo hooooooo!

Happy weekend, all.

GT

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/173 "2012-02-04T12:33:40Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 55 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 75 and sunny. This may even inspire me to do yahd irk. 😃 Seriously, I could mow today. There’s green stuff in the yahd!

I have already had what I consider to be a day’s worth of aggravation in about an hour and a half. Teh intartoobz was actin’ up. Ok, my ISP was actin’ up but seems to be ok. For now. One’s intartoobz should not act up first thing in the mornin’, especially when one had not yet had any caffiene. Not nice intartoobz!

Speakin’ of caffiene, I am in need of more. Tummy also wants to be fed. Mayhaps I shall make real brekkie. That will awaken the slumberin’ beast in my bedroom. 😃

Happy Sattidy Y’all!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/174 "2012-02-04T13:08:17Z")

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Up, caffeinated, off to irk. Hockey tonight. Maybe my “just friend”🙂 can make it.

Hungover and no Interweb tube? That would me me crazy, **swampy**.

Enjoy the trip, **gt**.

{{{{ **Ruble and family** }}}}

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/175 "2012-02-04T14:00:12Z")

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Here, and on Mr. Lissar’s blackberry, posting from hospital. We’re delivering on Wednesday aftrrnoon if everything goes okay until then, just waiting for 35 weeks and fewer preemie problems.

The lady in the next bed is trying to keep her babies in, and is only 26 weeks, so I feel awful for complaining.

I’m here, and Mahna Mahna is bringing me food this afternoon. The food at this hospital is seriously not edible.

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/176 "2012-02-04T14:05:59Z")

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It never ceases to amaze me how fast I turn off the alarm in the morning when the song playing is Elvis. Even the Partridge family didn’t get me to move that fast. That man was either glorious or painful - no middle ground at all.

Sweetie is on day 3 of a high school basketball tournament so I’m alone again. Gonna go watch my best friend’s son play soccer and then drop off some more magnets at the trainer center. She’s paying me today ( I have no idea how much - I’m so disorganized, I don’t even know how many magnets I have made for her) and whatever money I get is gonna get put aside to buy me an iPad!  
Other than that, it’s back to the chemistry in the afternoon.

I haven’t been drunk in over 5 years. I only did it twice and both times the hangovers lasted 3 days. It takes a good amount to get me there but once I’m there the repercussions are severe.

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/177 "2012-02-04T14:07:47Z")

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> [@Lissla\_Lissar](#):
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> Here, and on Mr. Lissar’s blackberry, posting from hospital. We’re delivering on Wednesday aftrrnoon if everything goes okay until then, just waiting for 35 weeks and fewer preemie problems.
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> The lady in the next bed is trying to keep her babies in, and is only 26 weeks, so I feel awful for complaining.
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> I’m here, and Mahna Mahna is bringing me food this afternoon. The food at this hospital is seriously not edible.

Just as I was about to post my comment, I started wondering how you were doing! Eerie.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/178 "2012-02-04T15:24:51Z")

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> [@Lissla\_Lissar](#):
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> Here, and on Mr. Lissar’s blackberry, posting from hospital. We’re delivering on Wednesday aftrrnoon if everything goes okay until then, just waiting for 35 weeks and fewer preemie problems.
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> The lady in the next bed is trying to keep her babies in, and is only 26 weeks, so I feel awful for complaining.
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> I’m here, and Mahna Mahna is bringing me food this afternoon. The food at this hospital is seriously not edible.

I’m glad you have a good local support system. Tell **Muppet** the mumpers say “hi” and she should drop by from time to time. 😉

Don’t feel bad about complaining - you can’t help how you feel.

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**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/179 "2012-02-04T16:16:46Z")

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Mostly I feel bored and hungry. I’m taking a lot of naps.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diamonds-booze-and-a-cruise-mmp/611178/180 "2012-02-04T16:45:43Z")

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> [@Lissla\_Lissar](#):
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> Mostly I feel bored and hungry. I’m taking a lot of naps.

Enjoy them. They will be your last for the next quarter century, or so.😃

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