# "Diana having fun in 'afterlife' - psychics" **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 11, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451 "2003-03-11T01:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/21 "2013-08-15T18:30:17Z")
I, for one, believe every word of this and am subscribing to **Coryraisa’s** newsletter as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/22 "2013-08-15T18:36:39Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > She continued to be too thin for several years after the crash, but has finally put on some much-needed weight.[/COLOR] Uh huh. What _is_ the desirable weight for a 15-years-dead body, these days? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/23 "2013-08-15T18:48:12Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > She’s really not having all that much fun in the afterlife…she misses her sons, being able to hug them and see them on a regular basis and cries at night. Sometimes Mother Teresa comes in to hug and try to comfort her. > > I’m not psychic or magical; I’m a mere muggle, but I do sometimes thru dreams and vivid images in my mind, see important people in the afterlife and “saw” Diana. She could not communicate with me; she really is not ready to communicate with anyone except her sons, siblings, mum, and closest of friends. Those people are the only ones who can really “contact” her. > > Probably due to her accident, she broke her hip, ribs, hand, and wrist pretty badly and is still in physical therapy today and still walks with a limp and a cane. > > She still experiences pain in her hip, wrist, and hand…medications helps take the edge off the pain, but doesn’t always get rid of the pain completely. > > She also has a few scars on her face, esp. on her left cheek coming down to her upper lip. Her nose was broken and healed slightly crooked and wider than it was before. > > She continued to be too thin for several years after the crash, but has finally put on some much-needed weight. Emotionally was badly traumatized and needed a few years of intensive therapy. She still sees a counselor today and takes anti-depressants to control the bouts of depressions she still suffers from today. > > She still has occasional nightmares and flashbacks and suffers from several post-traumatic-stress disorder symptoms, but is slowly doing better and her nightmares are not at horrible as they were at first. > > She still cries very often, still more than she used to (and we all know how much she used to cry even before the crash). > > Her hair is chin-length, straight and rather stringy and she sometimes wears wire-rimmed glasses since she is 52 in my dream and a lot older. What a vivid imagination you have. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/24 "2013-08-15T18:52:21Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > She’s really not having all that much fun in the afterlife…she misses her sons, being able to hug them and see them on a regular basis and cries at night. Sometimes Mother Teresa comes in to hug and try to comfort her. > > I’m not psychic or magical; I’m a mere muggle, but I do sometimes thru dreams and vivid images in my mind, see important people in the afterlife and “saw” Diana. She could not communicate with me; she really is not ready to communicate with anyone except her sons, siblings, mum, and closest of friends. Those people are the only ones who can really “contact” her. > > Probably due to her accident, she broke her hip, ribs, hand, and wrist pretty badly and is still in physical therapy today and still walks with a limp and a cane. > > She still experiences pain in her hip, wrist, and hand…medications helps take the edge off the pain, but doesn’t always get rid of the pain completely. > > She also has a few scars on her face, esp. on her left cheek coming down to her upper lip. Her nose was broken and healed slightly crooked and wider than it was before. > > She continued to be too thin for several years after the crash, but has finally put on some much-needed weight. Emotionally was badly traumatized and needed a few years of intensive therapy. She still sees a counselor today and takes anti-depressants to control the bouts of depressions she still suffers from today. > > She still has occasional nightmares and flashbacks and suffers from several post-traumatic-stress disorder symptoms, but is slowly doing better and her nightmares are not at horrible as they were at first. > > She still cries very often, still more than she used to (and we all know how much she used to cry even before the crash). > > Her hair is chin-length, straight and rather stringy and she sometimes wears wire-rimmed glasses since she is 52 in my dream and a lot older. …the fuuuuuuck… Anyone else you see? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/25 "2013-08-15T18:57:37Z")
Diana cums to me every night and gives me a hand job. I know this because I set a motion sensing camera out last night. On schedule it caught me becoming aroused…and wham!! I finished. There was noone else in the room. It had to be her. She also told me that she wished that Dodi had shaven the hair on his back. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/26 "2013-08-15T18:58:13Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > I’ll try not to…why do people here get banned anyway? Not, as far as I know, for merely talking utter bollocks. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/27 "2013-08-15T18:59:39Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > I think so…not really sure. She hasn’t talked about it. She talks even less in the afterlife than in this life. It’s been over ten years-have you ever considered obsessing over someone who has died just a bit more recent? ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/28 "2013-08-15T19:02:41Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > I’m not psychic or magical; I’m a mere muggle, but I do sometimes thru dreams and vivid images in my mind, see important people in the afterlife and “saw” Diana. She could not communicate with me… But you could see her feelings? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/29 "2013-08-15T19:11:41Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > Uh huh. What _is_ the desirable weight for a 15-years-dead body, these days? > [@Czarcasm](#): > > What a vivid imagination you have. > [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > …the fuuuuuuck… > > Anyone else you see? > [@madsircool](#): > > Diana cums to me every night and gives me a hand job. I know this because I set a motion sensing camera out last night. On schedule it caught me becoming aroused…and wham!! I finished. There was noone else in the room. It had to be her. > > She also told me that she wished that Dodi had shaven the hair on his back. > [@Mangetout](#): > > Not, as far as I know, for merely talking utter bollocks. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > It’s been over ten years-have you ever considered obsessing over someone who has died just a bit more recent? > [@Peremensoe](#): > > But you could see her feelings? This is why we can’t ever have any new friends!! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/30 "2013-08-15T19:13:58Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > I’m not psychic or magical; I’m a mere muggle, but I do sometimes thru dreams and vivid images in my mind, see important people in the afterlife and “saw” Diana. She could not communicate with me; she really is not ready to communicate with anyone except her sons, siblings, mum, and closest of friends. I’m sorry, but if you’re saying that anything except your own imagination is at play here, then you _are_ claiming to be psychic. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/31 "2013-08-15T19:18:30Z")
Could you please check in on Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe? I really miss The Goons. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/32 "2013-08-15T19:38:22Z")
How are John Lennon and George Harrison? Are they jamming with Elvis and Jerry Garcia? Is there really a Rock 'n Roll Heaven? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/33 "2013-08-15T19:54:46Z")
> [@Coryraisa](#): > > I’m not psychic or magical; I’m a mere muggle, Okayyyyy… > [@](#): > > She could not communicate with me; All right. But then, if she didn’t communicate with you, how do you know that: > [@](#): > > she really is not ready to communicate with anyone except her sons, siblings, mum, and closest of friends. Those people are the only ones who can really “contact” her. > … > She still experiences pain in her hip, wrist, and hand…medications helps take the edge off the pain, but doesn’t always get rid of the pain completely. > … > She continued to be too thin for several years after the crash, but has finally put on some much-needed weight. Emotionally was badly traumatized and needed a few years of intensive therapy. She still sees a counselor today and takes anti-depressants to control the bouts of depressions she still suffers from today. > > She still has occasional nightmares and flashbacks and suffers from several post-traumatic-stress disorder symptoms, but is slowly doing better and her nightmares are not at horrible as they were at first. > > She still cries very often, still more than she used to (and we all know how much she used to cry even before the crash). > > Her hair is chin-length, straight and rather stringy and she sometimes wears wire-rimmed glasses since she is 52 in my dream and a lot older. Did you just gather all of that from her face? What an expressive one it must be to do all of that not-communicating. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/34 "2013-08-15T19:59:38Z")
Damn, you know, if you think about it, the afterlife must really suck, if you’re still in pain and have all kinds of scars and stuff. I thought that like, Heaven was supposed to be, well, heaven. Hmmm…hey, what’s Kurt Cobain doing these days? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/35 "2013-08-15T20:06:21Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Hmmm…hey, what’s Kurt Cobain doing these days? Suicide, remember? He went the other direction…☹ ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/36 "2013-08-15T20:06:24Z")
> [@Guinistasia](#): > > Damn, you know, if you think about it, the afterlife must really suck, if you’re still in pain and have all kinds of scars and stuff. I thought that like, Heaven was supposed to be, well, heaven. That’s what’s so fascinating. Diana’s continued to age, is still in therapy, and had to learn to walk again. She may never really use her right hand again. There’s some magical realism in this that’s just so tempting to borrow. What happens when you’ve been in heaven for a couple of hundred years? Are you just completely demented? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/37 "2013-08-15T20:15:54Z")
Forget a lousy princess! _Emperor_ Norton visits me. He’s pleased with NAFTA, a fan of Sasha Baron Cohen, and repeatedly suggests I move to place that would let me have a dog. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/38 "2013-08-15T20:25:38Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Damn, you know, if you think about it, the afterlife must really suck, if you’re still in pain and have all kinds of scars and stuff. I thought that like, Heaven was supposed to be, well, heaven. You’re supposed to get a new perfect body. I’m just hoping we get options and upgrades. I want a perfect Andre the Giant body. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/39 "2013-08-15T20:45:27Z")
Biggest surprise from the afterlife? Diana has been dating Abraham Lincoln. (He got divorced from Mary in 1957.) ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/40 "2013-08-15T20:46:35Z")
> [@DMark](#): > > but the seance scenes have been cut because of British broadcasting regulations. This the part that caught my eye. What regulations stop them from showing seances? Seems like a strange restriction. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451.md?page=3)