# "Diana having fun in 'afterlife' - psychics"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 11, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451 "2003-03-11T01:22:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/41 "2013-08-15T20:50:01Z")

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> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> Suicide, remember? He went the other direction…☹

Oh yeah.

_Where do bad folks go when they die?  
They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly  
They go to the lake of fire and fry  
Won’t see them again 'till the fourth of July_

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/42 "2013-08-15T21:43:12Z")

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> [@Steve\_Wright](#):
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> I realized the ancient Egyptians had the right idea when I read the Book of the Dead and noticed that, after the opening invocations to Osiris and such, the first thing in it is a “Prayer to Avoid Doing Work in the Afterlife”.

Cool. I had to read Dante’s\* Purgatorio \*for a Medieval Studies class, back in the day. In the _Purgatorio_, souls climb a mountain toward heaven and at each level suffer some punishment to drive one of the seven deadly sins out of them. The punishment for the fourth level (Sloth - halfway there, everybody!) is enforced, constant jogging. I think I like the Egyptian outlook better.

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/43 "2013-08-15T21:54:12Z")

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I think that many people are getting wooshed, here…

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/44 "2013-08-16T00:55:28Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Hmmm…hey, what’s Kurt Cobain doing these days?

Same as Beethoven. Decomposing.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/45 "2013-08-16T07:40:34Z")

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Bing!

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/46 "2013-08-16T07:52:06Z")

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> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> Suicide, remember? He went the other direction…☹

Suuuure, Courtney, keep telling everybody that…😃

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/47 "2013-08-16T09:34:57Z")

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Still trying to upstage the Queen!

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/48 "2013-08-16T11:05:26Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> How are John Lennon and George Harrison? A

Tell John we haven’t forgiven him wrt Yoko.

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**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/49 "2013-08-16T12:01:00Z")

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> [@Coryraisa](#):
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> I’ll try not to…why do people here get banned anyway?

For questioning the heritage of the mods.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/50 "2013-08-16T12:11:33Z")

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So, in short, she’s having a wonderful time & wishes we were there? 😕

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/51 "2013-08-16T13:13:09Z")

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This is all poppycock.

Everyone knows she got reincarnated as the Princess of Whales. The cosmos has a sense of humor.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/52 "2013-08-16T14:28:19Z")

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**Coryraisa** took off after realizing that this isn’t one of those “You pretend to believe anything I say, I’ll pretend to believe anything you say, and we’ll all be special together” message boards.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/53 "2013-08-16T15:03:21Z")

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And we are all lesser for it.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/54 "2013-08-16T15:07:00Z")

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Well… she DID resurrect a zombie, so maybe she IS psychic or something.

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**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/55 "2013-08-16T15:08:41Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> **Coryraisa** took off after realizing that this isn’t one of those “You pretend to believe anything I say, I’ll pretend to believe anything you say, and we’ll all be special together” message boards.

But it was so much fun in High School when all the kids were psychic and/or wizards, even though we all secretly knew that everybody was bullshitting each other. Can’t we go back to those halcyon days?

(Granted it always was kind of awkward when you bumped into someone who genuinely believed it and then the game stopped being fun)

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/56 "2013-08-16T15:23:00Z")

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The deadpan style and level of detail in **copyraisa** ’s posts were actually fairly impressive. This is a higher quality of writing than one usually finds from newbies who append bizarre comments to zombie threads that were already inane ten years ago.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/57 "2013-08-16T16:41:45Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> Well… she DID resurrect a zombie, so maybe she IS psychic or something.

Maybe she was letting us know how the thread was doing in the afterlife.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/58 "2013-08-16T19:11:53Z")

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> [@AaronX](#):
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> For questioning the heritage of the mods.

[playing with fire]The heritage of the mods?[/playing with fire]

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/59 "2013-08-17T00:15:25Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> **Coryraisa** took off after realizing that this isn’t one of those “You pretend to believe anything I say, I’ll pretend to believe anything you say, and we’ll all be special together” message boards.

I believe s/he was joking.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diana-having-fun-in-afterlife-psychics/160451/60 "2013-08-17T00:33:14Z")

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> [@clairobscur](#):
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> I believe s/he was joking.

I don’t think so-otherwise a “gotcha” from her/him would have been posted by now. I’ve seen posts like that on other boards that nurture such nonsense.

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