# Diane's signature - going to Bangkok **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 17, 1999, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924 "1999-05-17T13:56:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 1999, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/1 "1999-05-17T13:56:00Z")
Diane: “He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius” Please explain what this means. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 1999, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/2 "1999-05-17T15:30:00Z")
Cover your ears children. To translate: “He who passes sideways through a portal will whack his penis on the doorjamb.” Why this was not immediately apparent to you is a different matter entirely. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 1999, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/3 "1999-05-17T16:23:00Z")
Closely akin to “Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day” and “Man with hand in pocket not always jingle change.” ---
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Or “Man who makes love in strawberry patch ends up with ass in jam.” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 1999, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/5 "1999-05-17T18:20:00Z")
## Confucius say… Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts. \>^,^\< KITTEN He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 1999, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/6 "1999-05-17T21:10:00Z")
OK, so if he walks through the door sideways, maybe he will whack his you-know-what. Therefore, shouldn’t he walk through the door straight-ways, like everyone else? ---
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Yes, Cheese Head, I suppose he had better. R (emembering why I’ve always) T (hought Packer fans) A (re stupid) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 1999, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/8 "1999-05-17T23:14:00Z")
[[Confucius say… Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.]] Diane He: “Yo, woman, you got peanut butter all over my dick!” She: “Well, yo, man, you got your dick in my peanut butter.” ---
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Yes, Cheese Head, I suppose he had better. R (emembering why I’ve always) T (hought Packer fans) A (re stupid) :::ahem::: Packer fan here. Please refrain from lumping us all together. Thank you and have a good day. * * * MaryAnn Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 1999, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/10 "1999-05-18T13:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > ## :::ahem::: Packer fan here. Please refrain from lumping us all together. Thank you and have a good day. > > MaryAnn At the moment, I think all Trailblazer fans suck. Until last Sunday, I thought all Kings fans suck but I got over it. And yep - I lump them all together. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 1999, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/11 "1999-05-18T14:35:00Z")
Thanks for the replies which have somewhat made this confusing Confucius signature less confusing, but if it needs this much explaining, is it a good signature? Here’s a good sig for you, RTA: R(ealizing the Packers and) T(heir terrific fans) A(re the envy of RTA). ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 1999, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/12 "1999-05-18T15:51:00Z")
I live in a city which is occasionally overrun by a horde of grossly fat, pallid people with piggy little mustaches (and you should see the men that accompany them). They talk like learning-disabled Canadians and wear masses of rubbery cheese on their head (“as above, so below”). Believe me, Green Bay has nothing I want. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 1999, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/13 "1999-05-18T18:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks for the replies which have somewhat made this confusing Confucius signature less confusing, but if it needs this much explaining, is it a good signature? Methinks this boy has more important problems than which football team he worships. RTA - Thought for a moment there you were talking about the greyhound track in Lake Geneva, WI. WHOA - the finest display of adipose tissue extant, bar none. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 1999, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dianes-signature-going-to-bangkok/924/14 "1999-05-19T00:27:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Thanks for the replies which have somewhat made this confusing Confucius > signature less confusing, but if it needs this much explaining, is it a > good signature? But did it really need THAT much explaining? Seems to me that everyone got the joke except you. I’ve never had to explain it IRL either. :::shrug::: * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. - Confucius