# Diarrhea in the jacuzzi **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245 "2006-01-30T19:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/1 "2006-01-30T19:16:49Z")
Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Oh sweet Eephus, there’s diarrhea in the jacuzzi. I need to go shave my skin off with a wood planer. I shall post details later. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/2 "2006-01-30T19:18:22Z")
Where did you say the diaharrea was again? ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/3 "2006-01-30T19:29:26Z")
In the wood planer? Or maybe the wood planer was in the jacuzzi. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/4 "2006-01-30T19:30:05Z")
Sounds…Oh, I don’t know, I think “nasty” is a good word for that. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/5 "2006-01-30T19:32:04Z")
Was it floaties, or was it all a disolved kind of slurry? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/6 "2006-01-30T19:32:45Z")
“Say, are you _sure_ this is the oatmeal bath?” ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/7 "2006-01-30T19:33:08Z")
Say, anyone remember that scene in _Shine_? Or was that _Caddyshack_? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/8 "2006-01-30T19:35:03Z")
How do you know if wasn’t a perfectly tenacious turd that had gotton pounded by the jets? That’s like claiming the fruit in a smoothie wasn’t previously bruised. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/9 "2006-01-30T19:35:33Z")
:eek: In the hot tub!!!??? **EWWWWWWWWW** ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/10 "2006-01-30T19:37:15Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > How do you know if wasn’t a perfectly tenacious turd that had gotton pounded by the jets? That’s like claiming the fruit in a smoothie wasn’t previously bruised. New band name. **Perfectly Tenacious Turds** ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/11 "2006-01-30T19:37:54Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > How do you know if wasn’t a perfectly tenacious turd that had gotton pounded by the jets? That’s like claiming the fruit in a smoothie wasn’t previously bruised. Tenacious T. Jack Black is gonna be pissed! ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/12 "2006-01-30T19:43:44Z")
I’m never drinking a chocolate shake again. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/13 "2006-01-30T19:44:13Z")
Eh, make that “was previously bruised.” Was this at a spa? Are you sure it wasn’t just the mud bath? ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/14 "2006-01-30T19:44:32Z")
Part of last week’s discussion in my Thermal Systems class involved “fouling factors” in pipes. Now I don’t think I’ll be able to hear about “fouling factors” again without thinking of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/15 "2006-01-30T19:48:41Z")
Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/16 "2006-01-30T20:00:20Z")
Well, can you at least tell us which jacuzzi it is so that none of us go to it? Didn’t Imodium make a commercial about this very thing? ---
**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/17 "2006-01-30T20:10:57Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > …Nasty. Oh sweet Eephus, there’s diarrhea in the jacuzzi…I shall post details later. I have all the details I need, thank you very much. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/18 "2006-01-30T20:47:21Z")
If you take your one-year-old baby into the hot tub in your bathroom, and he’s recently eaten raisins, you ought to know what to expect. Or at least–not be surprised by the eventual result. :eek: So, possibly, I am icked out a little less than the rest of you. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/19 "2006-01-30T20:49:28Z")
Hey! Hey! _When you’re in the jacuzzi And you start to feel woozy Diarrhea! Diarrhea!_ ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/20 "2006-01-30T20:55:02Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > Say, anyone remember that scene in _Shine_? Or was that _Caddyshack_? I don’t know, but I’m sure visualizing that scene from _Spirited Away_, when the stink spirit got into the herbal soak bath. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245.md?page=2)