# Diarrhea in the jacuzzi **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 30, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245 "2006-01-30T19:16:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/121 "2006-02-01T13:51:46Z")
_Diarrhea in the Jacuzzi_ sounds like one of the less successful sequels to _Snakes on a Plane_. ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/122 "2006-02-01T14:18:15Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Mushroom, MUSHROOM! I couldn’t resist. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/123 "2006-02-01T14:35:29Z")
> [@DarkPrince](#): > > Mushroom, MUSHROOM! Turd! Turd! It’s a turrrddd… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/124 "2006-02-01T16:21:30Z")
Honestly, I was expecting much worse. I mean, I’d be grossed out if I’d been marinating in it, or had to clean it up, but it didn’t stop me eating these delicious Hershey’s Kisses. With almonds, no less. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/125 "2006-02-01T16:24:41Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I’ll be clicking Troy’s link right after I open the one for Goatse… which freakin’ ain’t gonna happen! You, of all poople? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/126 "2006-02-01T18:29:10Z")
> [@Troy McClure SF](#): > > You, of all poople? I thought that was somewhat odd too. Like Andrew Dice Clay refusing to look at vaginas. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/127 "2006-02-01T20:14:32Z")
**DarkPrince** and **Sunspace** , You take the prize. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/128 "2006-02-01T20:30:52Z")
Ah, butt if you’ll remember in any story I told I was doing my best to GET AWAY from the poopage, not embracing it. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/129 "2006-02-01T21:13:01Z")
> [@ataraxy22](#): > > A germo **phile** eh? I’ve heard of germophobes, but never of germophiles. I guess it takes all kinds. 😛 I have an entire lobe of my brain devoted to Love of the Disgusting, hence my presence in this thread. But yeah, I meant “phobe” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/130 "2006-02-01T22:31:50Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Ah, butt if you’ll remember in any story I told I was doing my best to GET AWAY from the poopage, not embracing it. I don’t know. In some of them it seems the poopage was trying to get away from you. I guess it’s just in how you look at it. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/131 "2006-02-02T14:02:37Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Ah, **butt** if you’ll remember in any story I told I was doing my best to GET AWAY from the poopage, not embracing it. Doesn’t sound like you’re trying very hard. (bolding mine) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/132 "2006-02-02T15:43:15Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Ah, butt if you’ll remember in any story I told I was doing my best to GET AWAY from the poopage, not embracing it. In Russian, poopage embraces _YOU_! (sorry, I’m tired and a little punchy today. :D) ---
**Author:** ![slaphead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@slaphead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slaphead)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/133 "2006-02-02T16:11:10Z")
> [@The Chao Goes Mu](#): > > I’m a bit anal myself hmmmm… Stayed in any good hotels lately? Maybe one with a jacuzzi? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/134 "2006-02-02T18:09:43Z")
I was going to bring a bathing suit on my honeymoon in case we encountered any hot tubs…now I’m afraid to, dammit! (of course, I’m sure the next poor sap wouldn’t appreciate using a hot tub that had been used by a dung beetle anyway) ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/135 "2006-02-02T18:18:04Z")
> [@Dung Beetle](#): > > I was going to bring a bathing suit on my honeymoon in case we encountered any hot tubs…now I’m afraid to, dammit! (of course, I’m sure the next poor sap wouldn’t appreciate using a hot tub that had been used by a dung beetle anyway) At least you guys roll the poo up into a neat little ball. Not leave it loose to cling to bubbles and the sides of the tub. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245/136 "2006-02-02T20:04:25Z")
The better to clog up the pipes, my dear! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/diarrhea-in-the-jacuzzi/342245.md?page=6)