# Dick Armey: weeping pustule or merely a creep?  The "Mychal Judge case"

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 27, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-armey-weeping-pustule-or-merely-a-creep-the-mychal-judge-case/111053 "2002-05-27T15:51:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-armey-weeping-pustule-or-merely-a-creep-the-mychal-judge-case/111053/41 "2002-05-29T01:04:15Z")

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Trust your innate feelings.

(I tried. Really. I tried.)

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**Author:** ![JDM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/90db22/32.png) [@JDM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDM)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-armey-weeping-pustule-or-merely-a-creep-the-mychal-judge-case/111053/42 "2002-05-29T04:00:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by december \*  
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> **JDM** , your Ann Coulter cite misses a crucial distinction. John Walker Lind arguably committed treason – which can be punishable by death. Dick Armey arguably commited homphobia. **Kirkland1244’s** call for him to receive anthrax-infected letters is about as childish as calling the Mass. Congressman “Barney Fag.” \*\*

It’s a bit more than that- she was saying that liberals by definition will commit treason, and that death must be used to keep them in line. JDM

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-armey-weeping-pustule-or-merely-a-creep-the-mychal-judge-case/111053/43 "2002-05-29T06:22:42Z")

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CHRIS MATTHEWS: We’re gonna start with Representative Penis Navy!  
DICK ARMEY (stunned): It’s Dick Armey, Chris. You know that.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: The question is, should the U.S. intervene or what?! Weiner Coast Guard!  
DICK ARMEY (outraged): It’s Dick Armey!

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Time for final thoughts! Vagina Coast Guard!  
DICK ARMEY: Come on! It’s Dick Armey!

Ahhh, so much love. So much hilarity.

> **[Hardball - SNL Transcripts Tonight](https://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01qhardball.phtml)**
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> 01q: The Rock / Andrew W.K.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-armey-weeping-pustule-or-merely-a-creep-the-mychal-judge-case/111053/44 "2002-05-29T06:23:01Z")

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CHRIS MATTHEWS: We’re gonna start with Representative Penis Navy!  
DICK ARMEY (stunned): It’s Dick Armey, Chris. You know that.

CHRIS MATTHEWS: The question is, should the U.S. intervene or what?! Weiner Air Force!  
DICK ARMEY (outraged): It’s Dick Armey!

CHRIS MATTHEWS: Time for final thoughts! Vagina Coast Guard!  
DICK ARMEY: Come on! It’s Dick Armey!

Ahhh, so much love. So much hilarity.

> **[Hardball - SNL Transcripts Tonight](https://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01qhardball.phtml)**
>
> 01q: The Rock / Andrew W.K.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-armey-weeping-pustule-or-merely-a-creep-the-mychal-judge-case/111053/45 "2002-05-29T06:26:52Z")

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Gah, sorry about the doublepost… I thought I stopped the first one in time. Mods, feel free to delete.

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**Author:** ![Kirkland1244](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kirkland1244](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kirkland1244)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-armey-weeping-pustule-or-merely-a-creep-the-mychal-judge-case/111053/46 "2002-05-29T07:09:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> \*\*Here we fucking go again. Wishing death to those who have views different from your own. This is particularly vile. You, **Kirkland1244** , are a pathetic, inhuman asshole. \*\*

Yawn. Watch me care what you think of me… oh wait, I don’t.

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