# Dick Haiku **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 1999, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143 "1999-11-09T15:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/61 "1999-11-13T09:12:00Z")
Peyote Coyote Stole my Dick Haiku subject He is a real dick * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/62 "1999-11-13T13:01:00Z")
Re dicks: You could call Gay and lesbian pairings Double or nothing ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/63 "1999-11-14T06:54:00Z")
This thread won’t languish If we all pull together; No jerk-off jokes, please. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 1999, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/64 "1999-11-15T06:02:00Z")
This is what I’ve got You make me feel so good here (is this like a clit?) * * * Designated Optional Signature at Bottom of Post ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/65 "1999-11-16T00:44:00Z")
The one-eyed monster Seeks the Mound of Venus. Thwarted by a scarlet gate. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 1999, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/66 "1999-11-16T06:02:00Z")
The dick likes good art; It loves orchid portraits framed by crotchless panties. A real connossieur, My dick only wants you if We’re the same species. How can I be limp? Oh well, let’s go to sleep and Pray for morning wood. =========================== Dick says to man: “Why do you keep on writing these? Why don’t we wrestle?” Man says to dick: “Well, I hope someone will post and Tell me they like them.” Dick says to man, “Sheesh! It’s kind of pathetic to Fish for compliments.” Man thinks about it. “You know, Dick, you’ve got a point. Jump into my hand.” * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 1999, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/67 "1999-11-17T01:45:00Z")
My duty posts this: the dick thread should not languish on forum’s B team * * * Armed, dangerous… and off my medication. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 1999, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/68 "1999-11-17T21:38:00Z")
Smug mocked Hippie and Coyote for pussy posts; cunt can’t pleasure Smug. But chauvinist Smug has done nothing to keep dick post near the top of thread. Actions outshine words and mocking Smug pleases one like ejaculation. * * * Armed, dangerous… and off my medication. ---
**Author:** ![Divido\_Umbra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Divido\_Umbra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Divido_Umbra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/69 "1999-11-18T00:17:00Z")
IRON DICK Does butt-rock exist? Do you remember Coven? Blessed is the Black… It’s as long as my arm, five times as thick, you’ll die at the end of my… ---
**Author:** ![Divido\_Umbra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Divido\_Umbra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Divido_Umbra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/70 "1999-11-18T00:31:00Z")
Nameless desire grows Spelling Bee heartlessly long Phonics Monkey knows. ---
**Author:** ![Divido\_Umbra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Divido\_Umbra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Divido_Umbra)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 1999, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143/71 "1999-11-18T00:38:00Z")
Spraying, pulsing, cream. Ethereal like a dream. Peter North strokes beam. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-haiku/11143.md?page=3)