# Dick Morris could do with a Clorox cocktail

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-morris-could-do-with-a-clorox-cocktail/547558>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 22, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-morris-could-do-with-a-clorox-cocktail/547558 "2010-07-22T03:34:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-morris-could-do-with-a-clorox-cocktail/547558/21 "2010-07-22T20:11:30Z")

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“But, Eric, what if they start lezzing out?”  
“Just go with it, Butters”.

I don’t know of many teenage boys who wouldn’t volunteer to be TA’s for those classes.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-morris-could-do-with-a-clorox-cocktail/547558/22 "2010-07-22T20:15:11Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> IIRC, Elders was fired for suggesting teenagers should be taught masturbation as a safe alternative to any other sexual outlet.
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> That **was** dumb.
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> What teenager ever needed to be **taught** masturbation?! Like, it’s complicated? I mean, **monkeys** can work this shit out!

Elders was fired for suggesting teenagers should be taught masturbation [del]as[/del] is a safe alternative to any other sexual outlet.

There, fixed that for you.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-morris-could-do-with-a-clorox-cocktail/547558/23 "2010-07-22T20:35:49Z")

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Which cracks me up because Republicans are always going on about abstinence only education. What the fuck do they think goes hand in hand with abstinence (no pun intended)?

Big fat masturbation, baby, that’s what!

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-morris-could-do-with-a-clorox-cocktail/547558/24 "2010-07-22T20:50:51Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Big fat masturbation, baby, that’s what!

So, what’s that, like “hogging the spliff,” or “bogarting the joint”?

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**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-morris-could-do-with-a-clorox-cocktail/547558/25 "2010-07-23T16:30:35Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> I don’t care to watch the clip, but I’m extremely confused by your rage. The comparison of the previous idiotic non-story blown out of proportion to the more recent one is apt, but it infuriates you because… why, again?
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> The comparison does seem apt, except that Sherrod is being apologized to and Elders was unapologetically railroaded.

That part is apt. What is not apt is the fact that Elders and Sherrod were both _still implied to be at fault_ by those FOX freaks.

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