# Dick-slicers of the world, unite! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 28, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432 "2017-04-28T12:58:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/21 "2017-04-28T15:47:39Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Jeez, then I’d barely last five seconds instead of a respectable fifteen. If I liked sex any more, I’d never leave the house. I see other people out in the world so, ipso ergo facto, they can’t be enjoying sex more than me. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/22 "2017-04-28T15:58:07Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > I have no [del] dick[/del] dog in this fight- I like both styles- but how would one know if sex is that much better either way? I also find it hard (ha again!) to swallow (I can’t stop myself!) that almost all the sensitive parts of the penis are lost with circumcision. And I definitely call bullshit as far as reducing the pleasure of the receiving female. At an orgy, do uncircumcised men moan louder, or cum faster or what? ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/23 "2017-04-28T15:59:06Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > I have no [del] dick[/del] dog in this fight- I like both styles- but how would one know if sex is that much better either way? I also find it hard (ha again!) to swallow (I can’t stop myself!) that almost all the sensitive parts of the penis are lost with circumcision. And I definitely call bullshit as far as reducing the pleasure of the receiving female. I personally can’t talk about female pleasure from personal experience, since I’m missing the relevant parts, let’s use this [Cite](http://www.circumcision.org/femalesex.htm)instead or this [Cite](http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/) or this [Cite](http://sciencenordic.com/male-circumcision-leads-bad-sex-life). Of cos, this all depends again on how she like it done as well. Would you think that a circumcised women has less pleasure than an uncircumcised one? Let’s put it this way… a relative of my wife doesn’t have the the ability of smell and taste - it literally doesn’t matter what you give him to eat or drink (we tried) - water, coke, 7up or whiskey it tastes all the same to him. However, since I do have the ability to taste and smell, I can tell you that there’s a difference… he can still eat and drink, but it’s less gratifying Besides that, with an intact member, there’s no lube required… it works just fine without it. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/24 "2017-04-28T16:04:23Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Jeez, then I’d barely last five seconds instead of a respectable fifteen. Longer doesn’t mean better … it didn’t make Pearl Harbor a better movie by being longer… even with Ben Affleck ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/25 "2017-04-28T16:09:00Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Besides that, with an intact member, there’s no lube required… it works just fine without it. I’m circumcised and I’ve never required lube. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/26 "2017-04-28T16:13:06Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > he can still eat and drink, but it’s less gratifying Says who? You guys with your constant bits about lube and masturbation sleeves and stuff obviously have no idea about sex for the rest of us. It feels like the [XKCD bit](https://xkcd.com/359/) with the guy yelling for everyone to stop having fun because he’s trying to be smug and superior 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/27 "2017-04-28T16:18:16Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > I personally can’t talk about female pleasure from personal experience, since I’m missing the relevant parts, let’s use this [Cite](http://www.circumcision.org/femalesex.htm)instead or this [Cite](http://www.cirp.org/library/anatomy/ohara/) or this [Cite](http://sciencenordic.com/male-circumcision-leads-bad-sex-life). > Of cos, this all depends again on how she like it done as well. > Would you think that a circumcised women has less pleasure than an uncircumcised one? From the second link: > [@](#): > > Circumcised men were more likely to masturbate, to engage in heterosexual anal and oral sex, and to engage in homosexual anal sex. That surprises me. > [@](#): > > Besides that, with an intact member, there’s no lube required… it works just fine without it. I keep hearing this, but only by people opposing circumcision. Are a lot of circumcised men using lube to masturbate? Maybe we should have a poll? Anyway, to the ultimate issue, although I’m \*completely \*happy with my circumcised penis, I decided not to circumcise my sons. Basically decided there was no real need. Turns out I only had daughters. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/28 "2017-04-28T16:20:58Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I’m circumcised and I’ve never required lube. 😕 Well, you’re one of the “Lucky Third”, when it comes to masturbation for the circumcised men, according to this [Cite](http://www.aboutcirc.com/mast.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/29 "2017-04-28T16:30:16Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Well, you’re one of the “Lucky Third”, when it comes to masturbation for the circumcised men, according to this [Cite](http://www.aboutcirc.com/mast.htm) your “cite” is biased and full of unsupported claims. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/30 "2017-04-28T16:31:00Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Well, you’re one of the “Lucky Third”, when it comes to masturbation for the circumcised men, according to this [Cite](http://www.aboutcirc.com/mast.htm) I highly doubt that 66% of circumcised men absolutely MUST HAVE lube in order to masturbate. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/31 "2017-04-28T16:33:43Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > your “cite” is biased and full of unsupported claims. If you can trust unattributed claims from a 2002 glorified Geocities page, who can you trust? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/32 "2017-04-28T16:34:42Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I highly doubt that 66% of circumcised men absolutely MUST HAVE lube in order to masturbate. Necessity is the mother of invention. I’ve heard there is more than one way to skin a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/33 "2017-04-28T16:34:50Z")
Completely stolen, but such an old joke it must be in the public domain by now, the first time I heard this I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur. Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash desire on his own. A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. His wife asks, “What’s wrong, Bill?” “Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?” His wife gasps, “My God, Bill, what happened?” “I got fired.” “No, Bill – I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?” “Oh, um, she got fired, too.” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/34 "2017-04-28T16:36:44Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Necessity is the mother of invention. I’ve heard there is more than one way to skin a cat. “…he said, as he nailed the animal’s paws to the table.” ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/35 "2017-04-28T16:37:12Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Necessity is the mother of invention. I’ve heard there is more than one way to skin a cat. Well, you are wrong. Apparently, there is only one way to masturbate. And if you are circumcised, you absolutely MUST use lube to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/36 "2017-04-28T16:37:24Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > Necessity is the mother of invention. I’ve heard there is more than one way to skin a cat. Remind me not to have you pet-sit. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/37 "2017-04-28T17:17:22Z")
> [@Not\_Carlson](#): > > @ **Fuji** : > Jeezus! Give it a rest chum! > You were one of the people who got the GD thread closed cause you couldn’t keep it civil. Yeah, my bad. I couldn’t “keep it civil” like the pro-circumcision crowd, who attributed [sexual inadequacy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20162543&postcount=14) and [poor hygiene](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20162780&postcount=27) to the uncut cohort. :rolleyes: Give me a fucking break. Don’t you have a [del]Clothahump to pester[/del] boulder to roll uphill, Sisyphus? ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/38 "2017-04-28T17:19:44Z")
> [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](#): > > I’d like to point out that joking about circumcision Vis-a-Vis the thread title is not funny. It’s just as not funny as the title of the last thread that joked about FGM. > > What’s wrong with you guys? And I’d like to point out that I don’t particularly give a fuck about your comic sensibilities. Glad we could share this moment! ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/39 "2017-04-28T17:21:04Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > I highly doubt that 66% of circumcised men absolutely MUST HAVE lube in order to masturbate. Not sure either, but it certainly is different …and if you want a cite for that, you can look [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Male). Apparently it all comes down to how much or little skin you got left to play with. ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-slicers-of-the-world-unite/785432/40 "2017-04-28T17:22:30Z")
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