# Dick will make you slap somebody.  (NSFW)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-will-make-you-slap-somebody-nsfw/636432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-will-make-you-slap-somebody-nsfw/636432 "2012-10-01T22:52:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-will-make-you-slap-somebody-nsfw/636432/1 "2012-10-01T22:52:19Z")

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I don’t know whether I’m more amused by the woman talking or the reaction of the woman listening. But for some reason this cracked me up.

[- YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJz3rMbIADk)

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-will-make-you-slap-somebody-nsfw/636432/2 "2012-10-01T22:57:40Z")

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Dick Vitale makes me want to slap somebody.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-will-make-you-slap-somebody-nsfw/636432/3 "2012-10-01T23:56:04Z")

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In addition to an NSFW warning, NSFW links should comply with our two-click rule; a spoiler box suffices, so I added one to the OP.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dick-will-make-you-slap-somebody-nsfw/636432/4 "2012-10-02T01:20:52Z")

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I saw this on Fark or somewhere similar recently, and someone said that the lady was a professional comic. I don’t know if the host was in on it, but the speaker is doing an act.