# Dictator or sit com character...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 5, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184 "2002-09-05T21:05:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/1 "2002-09-05T21:05:43Z")

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You have to think American sit com characters or dictators (same difference?) for this but quite good.

[http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html](http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html)

It failed me on Polpot though.

egg

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/2 "2002-09-05T21:13:31Z")

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I’m “Racheal” (sic) from _Friends_ . . . Odd . . . I’ve taken other similar quizzes and so far I’ve also been Grace from _Will & Grace_, and Elaine from _Seinfeld_ . . .

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/3 "2002-09-06T00:03:56Z")

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Cool – it took them (? it?) much longer to guess Daphne from “Fraiser” than Baby Doc Duvalier…

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/4 "2002-09-06T01:47:49Z")

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I am flabbergasted. It actually guessed correctly that I was Manuel Antonio Noriega!

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/5 "2002-09-06T04:56:58Z")

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It guessed that I was Mrs. Livingston from Courtship of Eddie’s father and Ieyasu Tokugawa. Impressive.

However, it said Apu(The Simpsons)'s wife is named Gita. Problem.

Guessing ‘no’ on that question also leads to Apu. Odd.

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/6 "2002-09-06T05:14:59Z")

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It guessed that I was Raymond from _Everybody Loves…_, but its last question was “Are you a Dego?” Does this not sit too well with anybody else?

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/7 "2002-09-06T07:13:46Z")

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I am, apparantly, Greg from _Dharma and Greg_. I’ve never seen that show. Is that a good thing?

Haj

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/8 "2002-09-06T07:23:53Z")

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It thought, based on me answering questions about myself (kinda missed the boat there), that I was Lurch from Addams Family.

I don’t know what exactly that says about me…

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/9 "2002-09-06T07:27:43Z")

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Haha took ages and ages and ages to guess Chandler.

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**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/10 "2002-09-06T10:10:55Z")

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Gee, using personal info, I’m Lex Luthor from Smallville. But when did LL grow up in the 80’s?

On the other hand, it took a while to get Barney Miller.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/11 "2002-09-07T00:20:00Z")

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Using personal info, I’m Joey Potter from Dawson’s Creek. I’ve never seen that show. Is this as bad as I suspect it is?

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/12 "2002-09-07T00:37:30Z")

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Putting in info about me, I appear to be Bailey from WKRP in Cincinnati.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/13 "2002-09-07T01:27:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FisherQueen \*  
> \*\*Putting in info about me, I appear to be Bailey from WKRP in Cincinnati. \*\*

OMG! If I wasn’t married I’d propose to you on the spot.

Haj

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/14 "2002-09-07T02:56:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Jester \*  
> t guessed that I was Raymond from _Everybody Loves…_, but its last question was “Are you a Dego?” Does this not sit too well with anybody else?

Did you report it as an inappropriate question by clicking the “Flag It” link? The players are the ones who make up the questions and I’m pretty sure the submissions aren’t checked for appropiateness before hitting the database.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/15 "2002-09-07T04:24:01Z")

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Putting in my personal info, it thinks I am Fran’s dad from The Nanny. Is this cool?

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/16 "2002-09-07T04:34:43Z")

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Putting in my personal info, it guessed that I was Phoebe from Friends.

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**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/17 "2002-09-07T07:17:07Z")

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Answering for myself, it guessed I was Cleopatra! How cool is that?

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**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dictator-or-sit-com-character/127184/18 "2002-09-07T07:19:30Z")

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By the way, the last question that made it guess that was “Have you slept with more men than you’ve killed?” 🙂
