No I don’t eat dragon, cause, uh, it’s not a meal for peasants, it’s a meal for kings, and I’m sort of a common man. But they don’t eat us, it’s a common misconception. They actually eat gold and treasure – that’s why they’re always sitting on a pile of it.
Kirk Cameron aside, edible bananas are a man-made creation, so A&E would be eating nasty woody little berries.
That first one looks like an etrog, drawn by someone who has never seen one up close. You would not bit directly into one. They have a really thick rind.
Also, they were booted from Eden because they weren’t immortal, but there was a tree with the fruit of immortality in the garden that God didn’t want them to get their hands on.
Stupid serpent should of given us the tree of life’s fruit first, since it wasn’t forbidden.
Viking motto:
Remember! First pillage, then burn.
You know, when G-d told Adam not to eat of the tree of knowledge, Eve hadn’t been created yet, so it’s possible that Adam botched it when he told her the commandment, and she didn’t quite get how serious the transgression was.
Maybe she got the trees mixed up: you know, one for eternal life, one for knowledge of good and evil.