# Did anyone see Triumph on Conan Tonight? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 10, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-anyone-see-triumph-on-conan-tonight/75738 "2001-08-10T07:58:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-anyone-see-triumph-on-conan-tonight/75738/1 "2001-08-10T07:58:07Z")
Did anyone see this? Triumph the Insult Comic Dog went to a Bon Jovi concert. This may be the funniest thing I’ve seen on TV this year. I’m still giggling over it. A short recap - Triumph interviews Bon Jovi, insulting him the whole time. “I hear you’re starring in a new movie about a vampire. Finally, you get to do something where you are SUPPOSED to suck!” Then he asked Heather Locklear, who was at the concert, “Hey Heather… In the 1980’s, did Richie Feather his Pubes?” which I think caused a couple of band members to shoot beer out their noses. Then he got on the bus with the roadies and a bunch of groupies, pulls a doggie-bong out (a bong with a bone on the end of it), and they all get high while he insults them all. “I guess after this show it’s back to being carnies, eh?” Then he got to actually sing “You give Love a Bad Name” in the concert, and the lyrics he sang were unprintable, but hilarious. And the chorus was changed to, “You give poop a bad name!” I just had to share this. I’m still laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2001, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-anyone-see-triumph-on-conan-tonight/75738/2 "2001-08-10T08:12:24Z")
Yeah I saw it too. You forgot to mention that they showed Triumph give it to the [Pets.com](http://Pets.com) sock puppet in the behind. 😛 I’m still surprised that they showed all the roadies passing the bong around. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-anyone-see-triumph-on-conan-tonight/75738/3 "2001-08-11T04:17:03Z")
The first funniest still has to be when Conan and Mr. T go to the apple orchard. Classic. I love Triumph just as much as I love the Masturbating Bear. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-anyone-see-triumph-on-conan-tonight/75738/4 "2001-08-11T04:40:13Z")
Did you see the one where he went to the dog show and was banging all the pretty “girl” dogs? And then the pomeranian started humping him? I almost fell over! ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-anyone-see-triumph-on-conan-tonight/75738/5 "2001-08-11T06:24:32Z")
I agree. One of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. A classic. ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-anyone-see-triumph-on-conan-tonight/75738/6 "2001-08-11T06:33:13Z")
That’s past my bedtime.