# Did cecils comeback fade away?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [December 12, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501 "2023-12-12T18:58:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/1 "2023-12-12T18:58:07Z")

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hi, I was wondering because I haven’t seen anything new or an announcement …

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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/2 "2023-12-12T19:02:18Z")

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His last post on June 8:

> [@Straight Dope 6/6/2023 - What did Johnny Appleseed actually do?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/straight-dope-6-6-2023-what-did-johnny-appleseed-actually-do/985098/90):
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> As may be evident from the fact that I posted the column on a Tuesday, producing these things on even a biweekly basis is proving to be challenging. Given that I have other commitments, will be taking time off for vacation, and sometimes just feel like loafing, let’s just say I’ll post columns from time to time.

I have the distinct feeling he’s gone for good.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/3 "2023-12-12T23:55:11Z")

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He’s probably been kidnapped by @Beckdawrek and is being held hostage in her root cellar.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/4 "2023-12-12T23:57:10Z")

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Hey, we all have dreams.😊

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/5 "2023-12-13T09:32:46Z")

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Maybe we should call him out. Oh @Cecil_Adams where are you?

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/6 "2023-12-13T09:44:41Z")

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I suspect you are right.

One constant I see in successful YouTube channels and blog posts is consistency. There is a post on a schedule people can rely on. Without that people lose track and success seems to fade.

Just my $0.02

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/7 "2023-12-13T10:25:15Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Maybe we should call him out. Oh @Cecil_Adams where are you?

Dear Beck,

_Do not post_  
_On this board, and weep._  
_That Cecil’s not here,_  
_Cecil is us, and that will keep._

_He is the million things we know,_  
_He is in all the quips we throw,_  
_He is the soul of our community_  
_He is the heart of the MMP._

_When you log in every morning,_  
_You don’t find Cecil scorning,_  
_Your latest “But But But”—_  
_He smiles kindly with nary a tut._

_Do not post_  
_On this board and and cry_  
_That Cecil’s not here,_  
_Cecil is us. He will not die._

(After “Immortality,” by Claire Horner, 1934.)

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**Author:** ![Orville\_mogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/aeb1de/32.png) [@Orville\_mogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orville_mogul)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/8 "2023-12-13T17:38:08Z")

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> [@Lancia](#):
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> I have the distinct feeling he’s gone for good.

That’s kinda my feeling too.

Which is rather odd though, that He would make a big announcement for his comeback, including a bit of language to manage expectations, and then not say anything if it didn’t work out for whatever reason.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/9 "2023-12-13T17:42:54Z")

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Nice one Spoons!

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/10 "2023-12-13T18:11:19Z")

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I’m beginning to think, and have heard it whispered, that maybe Cecil Adams never really existed at all; that perhaps his existence was a myth we were told in earlier, more innocent times, so that we didn’t think of the world as this horrible place filled with ignorance.

If anyone wants to reassure me otherwise, please, do so…

“Yes, solost, there is a Cecil Adams. He exists as certainly as knowledge and clarity exists, and ignorance is fought, and you know that these things abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/11 "2023-12-13T18:19:36Z")

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Fingers in ears.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/12 "2023-12-14T01:38:18Z")

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Cecil is Santa Claus?

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/13 "2023-12-14T01:42:42Z")

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Nah, I’ve talked to Cecil. Cecil exists.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/14 "2023-12-14T01:48:59Z")

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> **[Is there a Santa Claus?](https://www.straightdope.com/21342522/is-there-a-santa-claus)**

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/15 "2023-12-14T06:00:08Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> (After “Immortality,” by Claire Horner, 1934.)

Lovely.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/16 "2023-12-14T07:28:11Z")

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Where have you gone, Cecil Adams?

Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/17 "2023-12-14T21:45:50Z")

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Maybe the real Cecil Adams was the friends we made along the way.

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/18 "2023-12-15T14:15:37Z")

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“It’s better to burn out, than fade away.”

Maybe he’s gone into hiding, in the jungles of Cambodia, to train for a big come back. Another famous person is doing that, right?

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**Author:** ![Dorjan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorjan/32/12440_2.png) [@Dorjan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dorjan)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/19 "2023-12-15T14:38:48Z")

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Maybe he’s making more money with an Onlyfans account than the Chicago Reader ever paid him.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-cecils-comeback-fade-away/994501/20 "2023-12-18T16:40:36Z")

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The SDMB is the Only Fan account he needs!

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