# Did Coldfire and Heliose do the deed ? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 29, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805 "2004-02-29T23:27:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/21 "2004-03-09T13:05:26Z")
**Coldfire** , thanks for the updates! Wow! Seems like you two had a great time (as well you should). The wife is beautiful, and both of you looked absolutely, unquestionably joyous! Congratulations again! sorry about all the exclamation points, but the occasion seems to call for them, y’know? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/22 "2004-03-09T13:19:50Z")
Hey hey, congrats to the both of you! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/23 "2004-03-09T13:42:49Z")
Yes, congrats! You make a **great** -lookin’ couple. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/24 "2004-03-09T14:01:53Z")
Well done you! ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/25 "2004-03-09T14:05:32Z")
Photos so far are lovely. Big congratulations to you both! ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/26 "2004-03-09T14:22:50Z")
Thanks for the first news **JavaMaven1**. Big congratulations to the couple themselves ! Jasper, you look a very happy lad. Well done, very pleased for you. Lovely dress and lovely necklace, Tamalene; simple but elegant. Very tasteful. Unlike that strange looking bloke standing next to you . . . Really though, you won’t need it but Good Luck, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/27 "2004-03-09T14:32:15Z")
Wow, you two look great! Congratulations! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/28 "2004-03-09T14:54:14Z")
What a handsome couple! Best of luckin everything! ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/29 "2004-03-09T15:01:48Z")
Well, that totally blew my mental picture of you to bits, **Coldfire** , but nonetheless CONGRATULATIONS!!! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/30 "2004-03-09T15:02:14Z")
Congratulations! And those photos look great. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/31 "2004-03-09T15:16:33Z")
YAY FOR DOPERCOUPLES! So - who is moving where? 😉 If you’re planning to move the Boy-of-the-Clogs to the US, drop Gingy and I a line. We’re the Queens of All Things Immigration. 😉 Big Congrats from the NoFair household! Elly ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/32 "2004-03-09T15:39:24Z")
Yeah, I had a completely different mental picture as well (why did I see him as bearded?) A lovely couple, though. Congratulations! (So, changin’ yer screen name to Abelard, are ye? Someone’s already made that joke, did they?) ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/33 "2004-03-09T15:44:57Z")
Yeah, I had a completely different mental picture as well (why did I see him as bearded?) A lovely couple, though. Congratulations! (So, changin’ yer screen name to Abelard, are ye? Someone’s already made that joke, did they?) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/34 "2004-03-09T17:44:05Z")
You’re the first to make that joke, Nametag. 🙂 Elenfair: Heloise will be moving to Holland, so unless you’re experienced in that regard too, I guess we don’t require your help. But thanks for the offer! Thanks for all the well wishes, everyone! People mentally picture me with a beard? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/35 "2004-03-09T18:03:26Z")
> [@Coldfire](#): > > People mentally picture me with a beard? 😕 Sure! And a pitchfork, and a forked tail, and horns coming out of your head, and . . . . . ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/36 "2004-03-09T18:10:00Z")
Congratulations to the both o’ ya. > [@](#): > > The esteemed Cockney Rebel is refering to my rather rotund physique, like the lowlife punk he is. Well, you do seem to be ballooning up nicely. All that good high-calorie beer, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/37 "2004-03-09T18:19:20Z")
Hey! I even _lost_ 5 kilograms, or 11 pounds, before the wedding! Sure, most of it is back on now due to American food and the fact that you can drop all sense of personal responsibility once you cross the US border, but still! I’m suing Del Taco, dammit. Their quesedillas are evil, man. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/38 "2004-03-09T18:30:56Z")
Congratulations, have you found out if your wedding rings fit up your nostril yet? ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/39 "2004-03-09T19:42:24Z")
Wow, congrats! I knew you were a cutie, Coldfire, but I’d never seen Heloise’s picture before. I had no idea she was so BEAUTIFUL! What a handsome couple! ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805/40 "2004-03-09T19:55:28Z")
_posted by bippy the beardless_: > [@](#): > > have you found out if your wedding rings fit up your nostril yet? I bet it fitted in his **'ear’** When the lady smiles, she holds me in her hand As a matter of fact, she could always let me down But when the lady smiles, I can’t resist her call As a matter of fact, I don’t resist at all ‘cos we’re walkin’ on clouds and she is leadin’ the way Beautiful bride, **Coldfire** You’re not too bad as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-coldfire-and-heliose-do-the-deed/231805.md?page=3)