# Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2006, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566 "2006-08-21T09:05:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/61 "2006-08-22T02:57:14Z")
[QUOTE=tvvat] is _everyone_ here circumsized? just deploy into the pinched foreskin… [/QUOTE] Now _that’s_ funny. I’m picturing something that, after a quick expansion, resembles a golf ball on a tee. That sad thing is, I’m picturing it, and I don’t want to. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/62 "2006-08-22T02:57:20Z")
I don’t have a foreskin, and I don’t play one on tv… nor do I have much experience with guys who have them… but…can they really contain that kind of volume and momentum? I mean if he lets loose hard enough to hit his own chin, is that really going to be contained in a pinched foreskin? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/63 "2006-08-22T08:24:11Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] I don’t have a foreskin, and I don’t play one on tv… nor do I have much experience with guys who have them… but…can they really contain that kind of volume and momentum? I mean if he lets loose hard enough to hit his own chin, is that really going to be contained in a pinched foreskin? [/QUOTE] No way. If it’s the third or fourth time that day or something I can usually keep it contained without accessories (but using the foreskin for this purpose has never occurred to me), but under normal circumstances - no way. Even if the volume is small enough to be contained within the foreskin, it emerges with momentum. I just realized **tvvat** may have meant that you keep the foreskin pinched during ejaculation. In that case, I have two questions: 1. How the hell do you manage to masturbate while pinching your foreskin? 2. Why would you? You must be a serious masochist, dude. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/64 "2006-08-22T11:08:27Z")
I’m not sure what he could have meant _other_ than that you pinch the foreskin while ejaculating… what did you think at first?? ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/65 "2006-08-22T11:46:46Z")
The stuff you learn about people online… wow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/66 "2006-08-22T14:41:14Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Do you OWN a Dell … jeezuss, what is with the spelling errors on this thread? [/QUOTE] It’s all the one-handed typing going on. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/67 "2006-08-22T14:42:05Z")
[QUOTE=OpalCat] I’m not sure what he could have meant _other_ than that you pinch the foreskin while ejaculating… what did you think at first?? [/QUOTE] Ejaculating up into the air and then catching it… Why are you looking at me like that? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/68 "2006-08-22T14:55:24Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] Ejaculating up into the air and then catching it… Why are you looking at me like that? [/QUOTE] Ah yes…cum juggling. You know, there are some things wimmin are just going to have to take our word for. Because there’s no way in hell you could demonstrate that with an audience. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/69 "2006-08-22T15:00:03Z")
Depends on the audience. Anyway, what I was _actually_ thinking at the time was that **tvvat** may not exactly be a spurter. There are men like that. Or so I’m told. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/70 "2006-08-22T15:59:04Z")
This thread is like some horrible accident scene I have to keep looking at. ---
**Author:** ![slaphead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@slaphead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slaphead)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/71 "2006-08-22T16:26:28Z")
[QUOTE=pizzabrat] Christ, I only had four beers! [/QUOTE] Were they litre bottles, or are you a lightweight as well as a messy wanker? Enquiring minds wish to know. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/72 "2006-08-22T16:40:07Z")
Cum juggling? I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry or run from the room after setting the computer on fire… Do you freeze it? Or have some binding agent to make it easier to juggle? ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/73 "2006-08-22T16:52:26Z")
[QUOTE=slaphead] Were they litre bottles, or are you a lightweight as well as a messy wanker? Enquiring minds wish to know. 😃 [/QUOTE] Pints, at a bar. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/74 "2006-08-22T17:11:25Z")
Are there no couples here, who keep special towels for the purpose of preventing the dreaded “wet spot” ?? Our are in my Hubby’s nightstand. He calls them his “getting lucky” towels. What? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/75 "2006-08-22T17:20:05Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Ah yes…cum juggling. You know, there are some things wimmin are just going to have to take our word for. Because there’s no way in hell you could demonstrate that with an audience. [/QUOTE] :eek: :eek: :eek: Okay, I’m a pretty free-wheeling guy, and not much gets to me. That got to me. I need a spoon to gouge that image out of my mind’s eye. :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/76 "2006-08-22T17:30:47Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > I wouldn’t want to talk about this to anyone, but it was just so zany (like, why did my underwear have to be on backwards? Did my cousin coax me into doing that for his own amusement?) that I can’t be humiliated by it. You might want to adjust your humiliometer as it’s out of whack. And for the love of pete, don’t use canola oil! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/77 "2006-08-22T17:38:43Z")
[QUOTE=NinetyWt] Are there no couples here, who keep special towels for the purpose of preventing the dreaded “wet spot” ?? Our are in my Hubby’s nightstand. He calls them his “getting lucky” towels. What? [/QUOTE] NTSF It’s an equal opportunity world, I see. [http://spicynightgifts.com/gaggifts/sextowels.htm](http://spicynightgifts.com/gaggifts/sextowels.htm) ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/78 "2006-08-22T17:53:30Z")
[QUOTE=NinetyWt] Are there no couples here, who keep special towels for the purpose of preventing the dreaded “wet spot” ?? Our are in my Hubby’s nightstand. He calls them his “getting lucky” towels. What? [/QUOTE] I hope you wash em before putting them back in the drawer… ---
**Author:** ![dmatsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@dmatsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dmatsch)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/79 "2006-08-22T19:48:48Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Hmm, - Unexpected loss of consciousness - Cum towel out of place - Canola oil out of place - Underpants on backward - Cousin doesn’t recall anything at all out of the ordinary Did your butt hurt when you woke up? Because I’m working on a theory… [/QUOTE] that would be the famous legend of the Ether Bunny. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/80 "2006-08-22T20:27:59Z")
[QUOTE=Demo] I usually just grab the closest towel/non-stainable clothing item or whatever’s handy. [/QUOTE] Am I the only one now imagining the Pope filling up his pointy hat? I am, aren’t I? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566.md?page=5)