# Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 21, 2006, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566 "2006-08-21T09:05:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/101 "2006-08-23T15:58:32Z")
[QUOTE=Larry Mudd] Here’s the nasty: She has a perplexing, obsessively-frugal habit of reusing paper napkins. They go back into a drawer in the kitchen. [/QUOTE] _represses urge to hurl_ that is SO GROSS!!! I would not be able to deal with that. The gross-out factor would be a dealbreaker for me. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/102 "2006-08-23T19:13:01Z")
Evidently, several of you haven’t experience waking up with kleenix glued to your junk! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/103 "2006-08-23T19:57:06Z")
**Pizzabrat** , it looks like Fark has picked up your story. They just left out the canola oil. [Pizzabrat’s story](http://www.nj.com/news/bridgeton/local/index.ssf?/base/news-6/115630622099920.xml&coll=10) ---
**Author:** ![Whifton\_Polekitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/97f17d/32.png) [@Whifton\_Polekitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whifton_Polekitty)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/104 "2006-08-24T08:52:50Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] Only if you’re doing CI in the Mojave. - wonders how much spooge it would take to cover the Mojave \* [/QUOTE] Yeah, see, my “S” key has been sticky of late… For… entirely unrelated reasons… You see… Er… ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/105 "2006-08-24T16:23:22Z")
Just FYI: Hubby reports that some [welding chaps](http://www.harrisindustrialgases.com/view_pics.php?filename=5330) are indeed “assed” chaps. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/106 "2006-08-24T21:31:20Z")
[QUOTE=NinetyWt] Just FYI: Hubby reports that some [welding chaps](http://www.harrisindustrialgases.com/view_pics.php?filename=5330) are indeed “assed” chaps. Carry on. [/QUOTE] I think you meant to post that in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=385258&page=2) ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/107 "2006-08-24T22:10:38Z")
[QUOTE=Caricci] **Pizzabrat** , it looks like Fark has picked up your story. They just left out the canola oil. [Pizzabrat’s story](http://www.nj.com/news/bridgeton/local/index.ssf?/base/news-6/115630622099920.xml&coll=10) [/QUOTE] That’s hilarious. BTW, I pressed my cousin further to make sure he wasn’t lying out of embarassment - he’s not (in fact, it took him a while to conclude that I must have been drunk in order for me to question him about how I got to bed). I didn’t tell him what I thought had happened, but I did tell him about my underwear being on backwards, to test him. He immediately protested me sharing that. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/108 "2006-08-24T23:48:56Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] I think you meant to post that in [this thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=385258&page=2) [/QUOTE] Holy smokes !! I better look and see if my underwear are on backwards !! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/109 "2006-08-29T13:51:20Z")
Attention SD administration: Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags. Maybe you don’t want to attract customers who post things such as cumsocks on stairs or whatever this nutbag said. There’s nothing wrong with getting rid of crazy people. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/110 "2006-08-29T13:57:55Z")
Lose the crazies? Why that’s better than half the paid membership of the board! ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/111 "2006-08-29T13:58:01Z")
[QUOTE=zuma] Attention SD administration: Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags. Maybe you don’t want to attract customers who post things such as cumsocks on stairs or whatever this nutbag said. There’s nothing wrong with getting rid of crazy people. [/QUOTE] Can we also get rid of the assbags? I’d be all for kickin out the crazy cumraggers if we could also get rid of some of the assbaggers. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/112 "2006-08-29T14:13:22Z")
[QUOTE=zuma] Attention SD administration: Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags. Maybe you don’t want to attract customers who post things such as cumsocks on stairs or whatever this nutbag said. There’s nothing wrong with getting rid of crazy people. [/QUOTE] The hell is your problem, you moronic prude? Nothing I said was “nutbag”, except to someone who lives inside his own head. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/113 "2006-08-29T14:58:18Z")
The SDMB has a long and storied tradition of posting about bodily functions and their associated fluids. I don’t see that changing anytime soon. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/114 "2006-08-29T18:57:04Z")
[QUOTE=Amp] Cum rags? Kleenex? Jeez people, what you guys really need is a good old fashion cum sock. Not only can you use it in the act but it saves on the clean up. Just use it and throw it in the hamper. No fuss, no muss. [/QUOTE] Now, when you say “use it,” I HOPE you aren’t talking about using it _as a sock_, because I really don’t think that would qualify as “no muss.” ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/115 "2006-08-29T19:10:02Z")
Ahh, the old cum sock. There was a guy in our dorm that used that trick, it earned him the nickname “Argyle” when it was accidentally discovered. ---
**Author:** ![slaphead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@slaphead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slaphead)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/116 "2006-08-29T19:27:53Z")
[QUOTE=zuma] Perhaps you might want to kick off people who post things about cumrags. [/QUOTE] If posting funny anecdotes about cumrags is wrong, then who wants to be right? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/117 "2006-08-29T21:04:28Z")
[QUOTE=Malienation] Hey, **pizzabrat** : coconut oil, available in stores that sell Indian food. 😉 Trust me, I went to a seminar on improving handjob technique about 5 years ago, no lie. 🙂 [/QUOTE] They have semin-ars on such a thing?! Who knew? cumrags, cum juggling and hand job seminars. I’m so sheltered. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566/118 "2006-08-29T21:30:18Z")
[QUOTE=slaphead] If posting funny anecdotes about cumrags is wrong, then who wants to be right? 😕 [/QUOTE] How on earth caould I have failed to cum up with this one! :smack: AAAAH!! My eye! I’m going blind! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/did-i-black-out-at-my-pc-with-my-pants-down/369566.md?page=5)